Pam: "Oh, is that one of your friends you're not allowed to talk to?"
Emily: "No, it's my lesbian girlfriend. One of them."
Pam: "Cool, say hi!"
Emily: "Things have changed in this house, haven't they."

Spencer: "I just got a visit from the Flashback Fairy. Remember that time with the apple?"
Emily: "This story is going to have Ian in it, I bet. Somehow."
Spencer: "New theory: Jason was also involved in Ali's death."
Emily: "You are going to end up blaming every single person, aren't you?"
Spencer: "The facts suggest that this is a sensible course. PS, everybody is also A."

YEARBOOK

Hanna: "Lucas, it's so fun being helpful and doing things for others."
Lucas: "You are scaring the shit out of me."
Hanna: "Are you crushing on that girl over there?"
Lucas: "Please don't get your ass involved in my things. You are a walking disaster."
Hanna: "Nope. Here I come!"
Lucas: "It's kind of sickening for you to involve yourself in my love life now."
Hanna: "I can kind of see your point. And yet."

HASTINGS

Melissa is still tearing through the house like a Pregnant Little Liar, looking for that ring. Spencer tries to leverage this because she's scared being alone in the house -- also so she can spy on Melissa, but mostly because she is actually more anxious than we've ever seen her.

Spencer: "Do you understand that I'm actually scared and being vulnerable right now?"
Melissa: "I can't help but assume that you are working an angle. I would not recognize you being scared or vulnerable if you printed out a label from that label-maker you asked for in second grade."
Spencer, verbatim: "I guess I'm just hoping that if it came down to it that you would protect me. Over someone who's not me."
Melissa: "You're talking in riddles!"

Spencer brings up a story of being bullied with jump ropes, back in the day. Apparently Melissa took the bitch down. Spencer would like some of that right now while their parents are out of town, in case the boob-puncher comes back.

Melissa: "I honestly don't remember this jump rope thing you're talking about. Also, I am pregnant with a devil baby, and my molester husband is a zombie right now. I got shit going on."
Spencer: "Somehow I'm a dick in this conversation? You are the worst."