Hanna: I don't know what she's thinking either. Probably that if she can get her parents back together, it will turn time backwards like Superman flying around the Earth and then everything will be okay. Alison will still be dead and she'll still be skinny, but everything else will go back to normal. That's what I would be hoping.
In a normal show that's what the broken-home cliché person would be thinking. Only instead of Aria stuff like having family dinner and that, here it's more about not getting run over by a car all the time, or forced to prostitute yourself at school dances, or eat whole cartons of cupcakes in front of the football team. I love Hanna so I'm glad A is leaving her alone this season, but A was always so creative about fucking with her.
Aria: "Rule number one is, if your parents are sneaking around with each other, you don't want to get involved. Last time we went poking around there, you ended up losing your virginity to a werewolf that lived in the walls."
Hanna: "I prefer not to learn from my experiences. Hey Emily, is that a forged offer letter?"
Emily: Made up entirely of grim resolution.
Aria: "I believe this fake letter is real! Because Emily is stalwart! And I'm the dumb one this week!"
Emily: "...No, girl. I wrote this letter."
Hanna: "Loving this! Defraud me into Harvard!"
Hanna: "Aria, I'm sure. You're being just as fraudulent by taking Pottery with Jenna. I hope the first thing you make is a weapon. Like a pipe bomb so we can blow that bitch to Kingdom Come once and for all."
Aria: "Focus. Your parents are going to murder you."
Hanna: "When I'm in need of moral guidance, I say to myself What Would Alison Do?"
Aria & Emily: "And then you do the opposite?"
Hanna: "No way, you guys! I just constantly make terrible decisions!"
Jason has accomplished what Spencer cannot, and now Toby is shirtlessing himself around the yard looking amazing as ever.
Jason: "Let's get to know each other. I didn't think you killed my sister, even though everybody else does. Want to do a bunch of drugs?"
Spencer: "Hey guys..."
Jason: "Is that you, Melissa?"
Spencer: "Um, no. Why would Melissa be wandering through your yard?"
Jason: "[Some made-up lie], I guess."