Alison: "Beach Hottie has gotten me pregnant. I am losing my mind!"
CeCe: "Update me on your menses. Have you ever been this late before?"
Alison: "Two weeks? Never! I haven't even been menstruating for all that long, so I'm very clear about what has and has not happened. Also, I fucked him without a condom, so."
CeCe: "First thing we're gonna do is tell him, and see what he does. Then we might blackmail him."
Alison: "No way. If I tell him, he will murder me! Probably in my own yard, on Labor Day!"
Emily: "So wait, Ali was pregnant? I feel like this possibility has come up before, this season, but I can't remember in what context."
CeCe: "You know how I'm always saying it was an intense couple weeks? This is the kind of shit we were up to."
Ten bucks says it's Wilden. He's older and dissolute, like CeCe and Ali like; he's hot as hell; he just admitted he's bendy about killing in self-defense, and he's always been way too invested in the Liars and Ali's disappearance.
Aria, at home: "You're go for Aria. Apparently I just don't leave the house anymore. Maybe I still have the flu. Maybe I'm still high."
Hanna: "I forgot to tell you this earlier because of Ezra flipping out on you, but I found out that Caleb and Paige are working together to bring Mona down."
Aria: "Like that just slipped your mind? Those fools'll get murdered!"
Hanna: "I know, that's why I'm on this solo mission to stop them. I figured I'd start at a lesbian bar. Maybe there will be a bar fight, that would be amazing. Lesbians just flying every which way."
Aria: "If I hadn't had such a fucked-up day I probably would give a little more thought to what you're doing, but on the other hand who am I kidding? Have fun."
Spencer has moved to the foot of the stairs, one of her favorite places for acting weird in the darkness.
Spencer: "Dear A, can we hang out?"
Toby: "Dear Spencer, why would that be weird?"
Spencer: "Dear A, you realize this is maybe the craziest thing I have ever done? Me, Spencer Hastings? I mean, this is beyond the pale. Nobody can find out I'm talking to A."
Toby: "Dear Spencer, I promise not to tell anybody. Or murder you! LOL."