LUNCHROOM

Unaware of the shitshow Spencer has just brought down on all of them, and still not really twigging to the fact that Spencer has lost her goddamn mind, Emily peruses that Bio notebook until she finds a photo from a trip to Cape May, NJ: Alison DiLaurentis, a lobster in a pot, and one CeCe Drake. CECE DRAKE!

A super-cute cobalt-blue corset-dress that she has then Aria'd right up with some knee-high boots in some random beige and a giant old-lady neckpiece like He-Man might wear. That's the answer to the question you were about to ask. Hanna's dressed like Ducky, but like in a cute way: graphic t under a sport jacket in the monochrome she's gone back to sporting of late, and the beachcomber hair she's been rocking. When they first started selling beach hair as an option I thought it was super stupid, but I totally get it when it's Hanna. Emily looks really great, but also like a stepmom who teaches modern dance, in a slinky grey cardigan with shoulder cutouts.

Hanna: "So have you seen Spencer? She may be imploding."
Aria: "Mom said she bailed on study group, in a really violent strange way, but I thought nothing of it."
Emily: "Hey guys, remember Ce... Oh shit, why is Ezra standing in the courtyard looking like he just found out about his secret baby?"

Aria: "Hey, buddy! How's it going?"
Ezra: "Don't you buddy me. What the hell is Spencer talking about? I have a kid?"
Aria: "Let's take this out of the teen lunchroom, okay?"
Ezra: "I will throw a fit wherever I feel like it. You and my hot brother Wes just watched me blowing out my birthday candles and you didn't think to tell me that..."
Aria: "-- What do I say? I thought you'd throw a big massive tantrum and I didn't feel like dealing with it? What, are you surprised that I acted like a teenager?"
Ezra: "Our love is real, Aria. Don't play the pedophile card."

He runs off and Aria, she feels bad. I mean, I get where she's coming from, but the way time works on this show it wouldn't seem like such a huge betrayal if they didn't have one of the Liars open every single episode with, "Still lying to Ezra about that very important thing?" All it did was further underline the fact that she was being an ass. And she's a fast-talker, and I believe everything she says, so you get why she's been stressing and paralyzed about it, but still. Honestly, she was never going to pull the trigger, so you might as well aim the destructive tornado of Hurricane Spencer where it's going to do the most good. You know what I mean?