Aria: "So you're just... Can I call you?"
Ezra starts crying! This episode is BONKERS.
Ezra: "We'll talk one of these days. Maybe when you B-26."
Aria, all alone. Having ruined her own situation, once again. So sad.
Red Jacket, in the A Lair, checks out a dollhouse with lots of dolls in it, flicks a bobblehead of Hanna, and then pulls out a blowtorch. Once you've gone to the trouble of having bobbleheads made of the Liars, why would you then destroy it? A+, you are mysterious indeed.
The parade of beloved returnees continues, as Wesley Fitzgerald replaces his brother and Therapy Anne comes back to hypnotize Emily into thinking she murdered Alison. Because Emily's mind is just that elastic at this point. I'm sure she can handle it. Meanwhile, Spencer continues her free-fall into the abyss and comes at Mona hard, the better to work off more of her misplaced Toby rage.
JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps The Good Wife, Deception, and Pretty Little Liars for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, on Twitter, and on Facebook. IRL work appears in BenBella's SmartPop series of anthologies, and a novelette, "The Commonplace Book," appeared this fall on Tor.com.