Aww, I missed Wren so much. I wish Wren would just come back. He is the greatest. Of the molesters.

WEDDING

Where Is Emily: Nobody knows.
Where Is Everybody Else: At the wedding, worried about Em and Anne.
Where Is Kate: Incoming!

Kate: "Why so glum, Hanna? Feeling a little hung*?"
Hanna: "Not as hung as my werewo..."
Caleb: "Hanna, go talk on your phone. I need to fuck with your stepsister's mind."

*(Nope. Not actually a term people use. Honest to Blog.)

Kate: "I guess you'll be the next thing I take away from Hanna, after her dad and her self-respect."
Caleb: "Yeah, it's really sexy how horrible you are. Just kidding! Nice backfat."
(Caleb, he listens. How perfect for Hanna that he listens.)

Kate: "Listen, as long as the grandma doesn't show up and kick me in the box this day is still going better than I thought it would."

Hanna's Phone: She is running out of air. That's not a metaphor, but it is possibly a reference to one of your many unexpected acquaintances that I have kidnapped.

GUESS WHAT: A SCARY BARN!

In Rosewood they have a whole audio tour about scary barns that you can go see and hear what kind of child-murders happened in each of them. If you do the whole thing, don't try to do it on foot, because there are fifty-seven scary barns in Rosewood. You can pick it up at the Visitor's Center, which is located in the middle of town, next door to everything else and every other place these people ever go. One cool historical thing of note, in fact, is that although Rosewood only has two streets, it has eleven dark alleys. Do not go in them.