Holly Marie Mom is unpacking and is pleased to have found her giant wine glasses. That is worth celebrating. Has she met Jules on Cougar Town? She also found Aria's old hand puppet. Holly Marie Mom says she's happy to be home, but Chad Dad's not so sure yet. She insists that he and Aria are a lot alike, and Aria's not quite thrilled to be back either. He says that he felt like they bonded while they were away. She says that's only because they didn't know anyone else. He doesn't want to lose that happy family togetherness that they had. She doesn't understand why he's concerned, and he says that stuff gets in the way, like work and other women and whatnot. He changes the subject to Aria's puppet pig, which was a gift from ChadDad. He tell Holly Marie Mom that everything is all good. She says that she drove by Alison's and it is weird. He says it is horrible to imagine something like that happening. He assures them that they are safe and together and home. Gag. Seriously, these two are nauseating.
Spencer is in her room, not her loft, reading, when she hears voices outside. It's her sister and Wren giggling outside the barn. She watches, until she hears her computer beep with a new message. It's an email: "Poor Spencer. Always wants Melissa's boyfriends. But remember, if you kiss I tell. - A"
Flashback time. Alison is stopping Hanna from eating a fresh-baked cookie and Spencer is just standing there when Melissa walks in with her boyfriend Ian. Ian asks if Spencer needs help with some field hockey stuff. Alison says that Spencer needs to tell her sister... what? Spencer says nothing, so Melissa walks off with Ian in tow. Alison just stares knowingly at Spencer, while Hanna looks confused. The two girls walk outside, Alison says she's going to find out, Spencer says she won't, and Alison promises that if Spencer doesn't tell her, she will. It was only one kiss, but Alison says she's going to do the right thing. Spencer says if Alison tells Melissa about the smooching, then she'll tell everyone about the Jenna thing. Spencer stares out at the barn and sees a blonde figure move across the way and thinks it is Alison. Also, it should be mentioned that Spencer's bedroom in the main house is pretty sweet. I get that she feels like the lesser sister, but damn, this room is huge.