In a locker room, Emily is only wearing a towel when she sees Spencer, who wants to know if Em and Aria have been hanging out. She casually says "not really," as she opens her locker to see a note: "Hey Em! I've been replaced, you've found another friend to kiss! - A" Spencer wants to know if everything is alright, Emily says yes, but as soon as her old friend walks away, she looks pretty unsettled.
Spencer is in her kitchen in a very small bikini when Wren walks in wearing only his swim trunks. He proclaims, in his British accent, that it is the perfect time for a Jacuzzi. Spencer thought they weren't moving in for another week, but Melissa wanted to get settled before classes started. He asks Spencer for a towel, and she passes him the one she's got draped over her shoulder. She starts rubbing her neck while he towels off. He wants to know if it is stress, but she chalks it up to a tough field hockey practice. He rowed for Oxford, which she smartasses must have looked good on his med school applications. He claims that he loves it, then gets all doctor about her fluid buildup, gets behind her and massages her shoulders. She declares his magic doctor fingers to be awesome. Their moment of flirting is interrupted when Melissa calls from the front of the house looking for him. Spencer quickly makes her way, with her towel, out to the Jacuzzi, and Wren tells Melissa he wasn't talking to anyone.
Holly Marie Mom is unpacking and is pleased to have found her giant wine glasses. That is worth celebrating. Has she met Jules on Cougar Town? She also found Aria's old hand puppet. Holly Marie Mom says she's happy to be home, but Chad Dad's not so sure yet. She insists that he and Aria are a lot alike, and Aria's not quite thrilled to be back either. He says that he felt like they bonded while they were away. She says that's only because they didn't know anyone else. He doesn't want to lose that happy family togetherness that they had. She doesn't understand why he's concerned, and he says that stuff gets in the way, like work and other women and whatnot. He changes the subject to Aria's puppet pig, which was a gift from ChadDad. He tell Holly Marie Mom that everything is all good. She says that she drove by Alison's and it is weird. He says it is horrible to imagine something like that happening. He assures them that they are safe and together and home. Gag. Seriously, these two are nauseating.
Spencer is in her room, not her loft, reading, when she hears voices outside. It's her sister and Wren giggling outside the barn. She watches, until she hears her computer beep with a new message. It's an email: "Poor Spencer. Always wants Melissa's boyfriends. But remember, if you kiss I tell. - A"