But more interesting is Spencer and Aria realizing that they have no idea what A even wants anymore and that really they just seem to be the victims of nonstop arbitrary hell for no reason. "You know what happens when you stick four lobsters in a tank and cut off their food supply?" The Real Housewives Of New Jersey. "They start to eat each other." Only Spencer would be like, "You know what we remind me of? Crustaceans." Noel winsomely tries to get past them to the bathroom, and Aria's like, "Even if he's A, we still don't have a plan." HE IS NOT A. He is a normal kid on this show. Better than most really.
Oh hey Jenna, how come you didn't tell Toby that Emily tried to contact him in jail? "Because we hate her." Oh but Jenna, she wasn't the one that turned Toby in. "I know that, duh! I did it." Oh wow Jenna, why did you do that? "So you would stop running around like a criminal long enough to prove you didn't kill that girl. Also, mostly, so you will fuck me." Oh see Jenna, that is gross and never going to happen again. "We. Will. See. About that. (Speaking idiomatically, of course.) In the meantime, enjoy sleeping on the porch... And this bitchslap, courtesy of my weirdly excellent reflexes."
Everybody's gone, the house is a mess, and once more there are people moving around in the night. Hanna works herself up to her third horror-movie freakout in two weeks, quite effectively indeed says this scary movie buff, but it's just her mom. Looking sternly at the Spleen and what it did to her house, and her daughter's horrific electric-youth blue nail polish. And then running straight to the lasagna box. Which is empty.