"I know that you ultimately have to own up. Own up to what you've done, and what's been done to you, and then you have to learn to forgive..."
Caleb and Aria just roll their eyes as Mona's million fans crowd her. Aria's wearing the aforementioned flag-skull-sequin-shoulderpad outfit, though, so I don't know where the hell she gets off. Anyway, everybody is there, ready to run this marathon for a charity. What charity? Who cares, why bother us with that information, why load us down with some irrelevant shit like that. Do you know what show you're watching? Emily raised $247, I know that, but that's all I know. I slow-mo'd the whole thing and no. Never found an indication of why any of this is happening at all. What charity would they be running for in Rosewood anyway?
...I can't think of a joke that wouldn't make me look terrible. Rosewood is a terrible place, terrible things happen there. To ladies. Emily has raised $247 to help people stop doing terrible things to ladies. People For The Ethical Treatment of Pain Cremes. Hyperadrenalized Protoreality Anonymous. Shovelfinder Justice. Maybe they're raising money to teach more than one subject at their school. You know what was awesome, remember when they spent weeks rehearsing for a play that they never performed? Or mentioned ever again?
Meredith: "Thanks for all your help, extras! I'm going to go get more water bottles. Hydration is so important!"
Mona: "The nerve! I better blow her up in a minute. That'll prove to those Liars that I am totally not crazy."
HEY ARIA C'MERE & RUIN MY DAY REAL QUICK
Aria: "Ever wonder what your life would be like if you had a dad?"
Caleb: "Lot less trucker dicks, for starters."
Aria: "Anyway, do you feel horrible yet?"
Caleb: "Yeah, you really stirred up some shit."
Aria: "Then my job here is done."
Caleb: "Did we really just have a conversation about something other than you?"
Aria: "No. I pulled such an Aria on you just now that we were actually double talking about me. First because of Ezra's bastard, which is all about me, and second because my father himself is at the least a fraud, if not a murderer, which basically makes me just like you... in my bullshitty entitled mind, anyway."