Mock UN? Something with a long desk and flattering lighting. And Paige and Emily go camping, because it was just a matter of time. Wearing flannel, talkin' about the three branches of government. And Mona's like astonished when Hanna surmises that her crazy ass is still crazy and still doing A-Team activities, because that's so far out of the realm of possibility. It's not like her first episode back she managed to wave a knife around crazily in front of the entire student body, release a Chris Crocker video in which she is both the Chrissie and the Britney at the same time, bring an undead janitor and small business owner to school as her own pet slash valet, and then end her first week back at school by exploding the only teacher that seems to work there right now. I mean, why would you think she is up to something? It's rude, it's just rude is what it is.
JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps The Good Wife, Deception, and Pretty Little Liars for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, on Twitter, and on Facebook. IRL work appears in BenBella's SmartPop series of anthologies, and a novelette, "The Commonplace Book," appeared this fall on Tor.com.