Dad: "Hey, also, Hilary Reynolds called. She's so angry!"
Emily: "She must be pretty angry, considering she's dead."
Am I wrong? Didn't her ass totally die? Even if Hanna didn't kill her, which is the way I remember it, she still died, right? "Compassionate furlough"? Although it makes a certain ironic Rosewood sense, that she would wake up from her coma just in time to hear that her son had been shot to death on a Halloween Train. "What?" would be the first question, followed quickly by, "What the fuck is a Halloween Train."
Dad: "Seems she's taking on Rosewood PD, since her dead son was a cop. I know it makes no sense, but that's grief for ya."
Emily: "Or maybe if our legal system in Rosewood weren't so bizarre and nonsensical, Spencer would have a mom, and act civilized."
Dad: "Anyway, I'm going to the community meeting so she can yell at me about all kinds of things."
Emily: "Where does that comatose bitch get off?"
Dad: "I mean, from her perspective, it's like they let this innocent guy out of jail -- the latest in an unbroken chain of Rosewood scapegoats -- and then left him high and dry."
Emily: "I can't think of a single thing he ever did wrong, but I am still offended by your use of the word innocent. If we Liars don't have random hatred going for a bunch of undeserving people at all times, we'd probably die from stress."
Dad, almost verbatim: "Either way the dude is dead, so what's the point of bitching about him now?"
Dad: "Wait, do you seriously still think he killed Alison? Are you retarded? Did you not even watch the Halloween episode at all? You know what, go to school. I'm not here to be your 'parent' and talk about your 'problems.' I am only here to notify you of your evaporating civil liberties. And on that note, you will no longer be engaging in aerobic exercise or wearing sneakers. Too dangerous."
Emily: "This marathon is important! I raised $274 in pledges! That makes me a thief!"
Dad: "Don't care, I said. This is about you not going out after work. You're welcome to have Paige come over and touch your boobs, but you are never leaving this house again."
Emily: "...That's fair."
Aria, from next scene: "So this is the New World Order?"
Aria: "We really have to deal with Mona every day? That's the new status quo? Oh sorry, do you not know what that term means?"