Pretty enough to date? Fingers crossed.
Wesley: "As your sudden random best friend, I just want to support you in this."
Aria: (Panic attack, plus a good line about how Wesley and Aria were still learning times tables when all this shit went down.)
Wesley: "Hey, kiddo. This is only as much of a drama as you want it to be."
Aria: "Then stand the fuck back."
Every surface is covered in TRESemmé® products, just like at the last trunk show when demons invaded and Noel Kahn was the DJ and literally every surface was littered with it.
Cece Drake: "Stop being a pussy and go try on clothes in the snake-filled dressing room. I already told you, Animal Control has scanned the whole place for nests."
Cece Drake: "Ugh, amateur. Hanna, you're keeping it together, right? Except for your insane shirt of a raccoon face. Let's put you in some clothes that aren't crying out for a Spirit Hood and a hula hoop, shall we?"
Hanna: "Nothing that shows off my robot wounds."
Cece Drake: "Okay, and put your hair up. Use this TRESemmé© Fresh Start™ Dry Shampoo®. It comes in Volumizing™ and Strengthening©, depending on your Fresh Start™ needs, as well as a Moisturizing Waterless® Foam™ if you need a more intense Fresh Start®."
Hanna: "Sometimes you get to see how the sausage gets made. Sometimes it doesn't feel so good."
Cece Drake: "Whatever pays for a million snakes. Think about it."
Hanna: "I can't wear this dress that shows off my legs. Maybe Emily can."
Cece Drake: "Oh, you got Emily to come?"
Hanna: "We'll see. Hand me that full-length summer dress and we'll give her the leggy one."
Spencer: "Hanna, take her temperature before she sees me, and don't mention Paige, and..."
Hanna: "Spencer! This isn't actually a Special Op. Whether or not her girlfriend attacked you with millions of snakes, for the purposes of this trunk show she's just our best friend. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go be alone in the room with all the snakes."