Creepin' creeper creeps her, as she's changing... But no! It is just Caleb! He is hiding in the dressing room, breathing heavy, and tells her in a sexy way that she's off the hook for the USB thing. Seems that he approached Ashley directly and told her that part of the USB footage was her daughter in a bikini, which... Considering Wilden is part of the takedown, Ashley was freaked by. Smart, smart wolfie. I'm so happy to see him these days, aren't you? Anyway, they giggle and secretly make out and nobody outside the dressing room knows he's there, and it's super sexy.

HAPPY BIRTHGERALD

Ezra: "Hey! My baby girlfriend and my baby brother, baking me a cake! So listen, I just wanted to tell you that I called Maggie and she's doing great. She got her Masters and she's teaching, owns a house, lives there alone. She's really happy. We only talked for like a second, but I'm relieved and can now focus entirely on you, as you prefer."

Aria and Wesley share a haunted look, because now what? First of all maybe he could give her some clothing tips, because he looks 100 percent perfect. You gotta be a special kind of a person to pull off white dungarees.

TRUNK SHOW

Cece Drake cheers when Paige and Emily arrive, both looking fairly adorable, and Cece and Spencer are both pretty obviously weird toward her.

Paige: "Hi, Spencer, can I help you?"
Spencer, voice unnaturally high: "Um, okay."

They stack rings and things on and around the TRESemmé© products, and Paige does a great job of reaching out. Talking about her personal style and her confidence and stuff, really being sincere and balanced and sweet.

Paige: "Spencer, I want a fresh start with you because Emily is changing my life and I..."

She immediately breaks the pinkie finger of a mannequin hand she's fussing with, and everything goes back to awesome and creepy again.

BIRTHDAY

Aria: "Please don't kiss me in front of your little brother. We have lies and secrets now."

Aria and Wesley head away from Ezra's Hootie and the Blowfish to gossip about him. Wesley's idea is that Maggie's still following the arrangement, which confuses things further: If she lied to Ezra today to stay with the deal they made, it could have financial ramifications for little Malcolm. Wow! They are like a superduo of figuring things out. I like it when Aria and Wesley figure shit out together. I wasn't hugely into Wesley when he showed up, then the night of the UPenn thing he was pretty cool, but I think that, as of this episode, he might be a new favorite thing about the show.