Spencer: "I like it when you're a bitch to me like this. We all do. We miss Alison that much. Anything I can do to help..."
Cece Drake: "-- Hold the phone. Why is Emily talking to fucking Paige McCullers?"
Spencer: "Ha! I know, right?"
Cece Drake: "No, this is a serious plotpoint. That chick is bad news."
Spencer: "Well, she hasn't tried to drown Emily in weeks, and only date-raped her the one time... Our policy is that as long as Emily isn't actively pursuing death or doing various drugs all the time, we're cool with letting her do whatever she wants."
Cece Drake: "First of all, Ali and I used to call that bitch 'Pigskin,' which is straight-up incredible, and second of all, they had a blood feud. Ali would shit if she saw this."
Spencer had a headband on, and Aria was dressed like Sister Grimm from Runaways, so you knew it was gonna be good. Man, we haven't seen an Ali flashback in like a million years, it's all been Maya's Website Page and stuff. I missed that old asshole!
Alison: "Nice top you're shopping for there, but you really don't have the tits for it. I hereby commandeer this top for the good of us all. Try showing off your powerful field hockey legs instead of advertising for something you don't have in stock."
Spencer: "I just thought it was pretty."
Alison: "Less 'thinking,' more 'giving me that top.'"
Hefty Hanna: "Shit, Ali! What's with that huge livid bruise that covers your whole entire back?"
Alison: "This old thing? Pigskin kicked me in soccer. I'm taking care of it."
Hefty Hanna: "Is this the girl that threw that muffin at you?"
Alison: "No, that's Triple Nipple, she's harmless."
Aria made an amazing, hilarious face at this. Don't you get the feeling that Lucy Hale is a really funny person? All of them seem that way -- Mona particularly -- but sometimes those Aria reaction shots just make the scene.
Spencer: "Why do you call her Pigskin? It seems like there's a story there."
Alison: "Bumpy thighs. She says it's eczema, but I'm like, 'Whatever, just stop poking yourself below the equator.'"
Liars: "We don't even know what that could possibly mean, but it is awesome."
Alison: "Anyway. After we blow up that one girl and blackmail half of last year's graduating class and I go to Hilton Head eleven times and learn to fly a plane and make out with a bunch of people on film and drive Lucas and Mona to suicide and stage elaborate trust scenarios for Halloween with dozens of people involved and bury shit all over town and get several storage lockers together and buy some secret-compartment snow globes and go to sex parties at Noel Kahn's robot house and snap a girl's neck at a frat party, I'm totally taking that no-neck bitch down."