Spencer, in a weird girl voice: "Heeeeeey have you checked in with Garrett yet?"
Emily & Aria: "You're the one that should do that. You're so level-headed and friendly, and you're never frighteningly intense."
Aria: "In other news, all my boyfriends are coming to my house for no reason at all."
Garrett: "Spencer, stop trying to figure out where Logan Reed went. You'll uncover my fucked up conspiracy with the blind girl."
Spencer: "What I think you're saying is that I have to keep looking for him. Because he killed Alison."
Garrett: "...The fuck? Logan Reed barely exists. I hardly think he's the lynchpin of this murder. Which, by the way, you have now solved seven times."
Spencer: "All I know for sure is, Ian did not kill Ali. Now I think it's my dad or Jason DiLaurentis or you or Wayne Gretzky or somebody. Whoever's left."
Garrett: "Whatever keeps you outta my hair, you loon."
PRETTY LITTLE MOMMIES
I'm so sure, first of all, that Ella and Ashley are going to get together in the early afternoon for some day-drinking and amateur detective work. However, out of all the adults on this entire show, they're the only ones I can see actually hanging out. Maybe Spencer's dad and Paige's dad, but only for rough sex or golf or something.
Moms: "Man, it's not like when we were in high school. Bitches used to just say you were 'frigid,' or 'easy,' but now it's like, they run over you with cars and shove you out of clock towers and stage elaborate sinister fashion shows."
Moms: "It's this internet. It's this cyberbullying is what it is."
Moms: "And have you heard about meantweets? They're just like regular tweets, but they're so mean."
Ella: "As the only parent who would actually put this pattern together, and the parent of someone who is about to go batshit crazy, I've been thinking about this. And then you're the only other intelligent person, so I thought you might confirm whether I'm paranoid."
Ashley: "Oh, I don't think you're paranoid. But I mean, I keep my money in my lasagna, so..."
Ella: "More wine, please. I have to go to my wine party in an hour."
Ashley: "My life is a wine party."
Ella: "Maybe the whole therapy and splitting-them-up thing was a bad call."
Ashley: "Peter Hastings is evil. Just putting that out there."
Ella: "Cool, I'm not going to react or respond to that info. Should we talk to the other mommies?"
Ashley: "Um, Pam Fields is resilient and caring and a lot of admirable things, but she also sucks her husband's gym socks. And then you got the Hastingses..."
Ella: "Don't go there, girl!"
(They chortle about how fucked up the Hastings family is.)
Ashley: "Hahaha! But seriously, somebody is trying to murder our daughters right in front of us."