Hanna: "WHERE ARE MY KEYS I LOST MY PHONE PHONE"
Emily: "Could you stop screaming for one second and let me do homework? It's really hard because I'm being slowly poisoned to death."
Hanna: "DJ TURN IT UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP UP"
Emily: "Bitch I need you to chill down. You've been doing homework wrong this whole time."
Hanna: "BOYS WHO DO GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE BOYS THAT LIKE GIRLS WHO LIKE BOYS THAT ARE GIRLS WHO DO GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE BOYS"
Emily: "Hanna, for real. You're killing me. That, and this botulism."
Hanna: "Let's make a dance video*! Instead of homework!"
Emily: "Let's talk about your supersketch boyfriend, the homeless werewolf."
Hanna: "Girl, you ain't my therapy! Shit."
* When I was a little kid, the only games I ever wanted to play were "War Tribunal" and "Fashion Shoot."
I think that about sums it up, don't you?
EVERY NIGHT'S A SLEEPOVER
...Is how Emily characterizes her time at the Marin's. To be fair, she was warned. Aria notes that Emily is looking slowly poisoned and maybe ungrateful, and Emily assures us that she's totally grateful.
Spencer, in a weird girl voice: "Heeeeeey have you checked in with Garrett yet?"
Emily & Aria: "You're the one that should do that. You're so level-headed and friendly, and you're never frighteningly intense."
Aria: "In other news, all my boyfriends are coming to my house for no reason at all."
Garrett: "Spencer, stop trying to figure out where Logan Reed went. You'll uncover my fucked up conspiracy with the blind girl."
Spencer: "What I think you're saying is that I have to keep looking for him. Because he killed Alison."
Garrett: "...The fuck? Logan Reed barely exists. I hardly think he's the lynchpin of this murder. Which, by the way, you have now solved seven times."
Spencer: "All I know for sure is, Ian did not kill Ali. Now I think it's my dad or Jason DiLaurentis or you or Wayne Gretzky or somebody. Whoever's left."
Garrett: "Whatever keeps you outta my hair, you loon."
PRETTY LITTLE MOMMIES
I'm so sure, first of all, that Ella and Ashley are going to get together in the early afternoon for some day-drinking and amateur detective work. However, out of all the adults on this entire show, they're the only ones I can see actually hanging out. Maybe Spencer's dad and Paige's dad, but only for rough sex or golf or something.