I love this show because the LLs are so P that when you say something like, "Hanna is looking pretty busted today," it's still like, "With her luminous skin and perfect hair and fitted t. What a hot mess."
Hanna: "Whatever. I'm going to school dressed like this. People in public can suck it."
Ashley: "Normally this crap doesn't start until college, but okay."
Ashley leaves, Hanna immediately comes back inside to mope some more. For it was a ruse.
Emily: "Whatever happened to Jenna's whole 'pretending to be blind' thing? It's like she's being dishonest by being honest. And getting applauded for it."
Spencer: "God, I hate that she can see."
Emily, out of nowhere: "Yeah, I'm going to beat her ass."
(No lie, Spencer physically restrains Emily at this point.)
Spencer: "Anyway, did Aria text you? She saw Lucas freaking out at a photo lab near where they saw him wandering the night that time, and additionally she knows the photographer of that lab, of course. Being the world's preeminent photographic artist, Aria is quite well-connected in the photography world."
Emily: "Let's speed this up. You're saying that Lucas might have been the one to take those six thousand pictures of us at the gravesite that time?"
Spencer: "Yeah. So also, in other-other news, they're letting Garrett out of jail to see his mother before she passes away."
Emily: "What? That is bullshit. His mother ought to die alone!"
Spencer, spitting rage: "Yeah, it's called 'compassionate furlough.' Do you believe that? Welcome to Obama's America."
Emily: "What the fuck has Garrett Reynolds ever done to deserve compassion?"
Spencer: "We are just off the chain today."
Emily: "I didn't get a furlough from my misery. I didn't get to say goodbye to Maya before she was killed by somebody who may or may not be Garrett. I have no power and no voice. I am imploding in on myself like a dying star."
Spencer: "What if A injured Garrett's mom so that he could get out of jail?"
Emily: "That makes zero sense. Literally, that makes no sense whatsoever. I completely co-sign it."
Spencer: "Don't look now, but The Flute is on her way over here. With envelopes."
Emily: "Of what?"
Spencer: "Anthrax, probably. Hey bitch, what do you want?"
Jenna: "Ladies! I was just coming over to invite you to my birthday party! Pass these invites along to Aria and Hanna, okay? Really hope to see you there."
Spencer: "Hey Jenna, remember how we agreed to keep your blindness secret so that you would be safe? You are kind of ruining that deal."
Jenna: "New deal. I feel a lot safer when I'm in charge of what happens to me."
Spencer: "We could be such good friends. If you weren't always raping my boyfriend, I mean."