All the people are back! Jenna! Mona and Noel! Toby! Alison! Wren! Goethe! All your favorite characters.
ARIA BULLSHIT
Stalker voicemail #1,000,000 involves somehow making a date with him inside the date she's going on with Holden, so that he can finally prove that they are meant to be together some more. He thinks about deleting it -- DO IT! -- but no. Not enough strength for that today. Oh, Ezra. If you'd just give up on her you'd actually deserve her.
TOBY'S IMPENDING DEATH FROM LAST WEEK
Cleaning up the worksite, Toby climbs up on the loosened scaffolding, which starts shaking itself like there's an earthquake or a production intern just out sight shaking it, and then pretty much immediately falls sixteen stories to his grisly death.
Sad. Always assumed Hanna would get him, somehow.
WREN!
Spencer: "Oh my God, I'm glad you're okay."
Toby: "I'm just lucky your mom came home."
Spencer: "What would be lucky is if my mom ever came home."
Toby: "Please stop freaking out. Sometimes you just almost get murdered."
Wren comes in and she and Spencer are sparkly and delightful with each other as usual, and Toby clues into the fact that Spencer ruined her sister's last five relationships, and then runs off with a worldly giggle and a little arabesque.
Toby: "Something you wanna tell me? Like were you doing that adorable little Englishman while you were breaking up with me?"
A: "Or that I am the one that nearly murdered him?"
Spencer: "Nope. Nothing to report."
QUAD
Hanna: "Well. I'm glad Toby survived. I can't help thinking, though, that this kind of proves my point."
Aria: "But it's confusing because if this is the NAT Club doing this, then that's like saying Jenna would kill Toby, right? Do you honestly think Jenna would do that? Hurt her own stepbrother?"
Hanna: "Think about what you just said."
Aria: "Point taken. But I mean, if not the brother thing then maybe the fact that she's probably still in love with him?"
Emily: "Maybe, like usual, they're just trying to scare us."
Aria: "Or maybe because she broke up with Garrett she's back on the Toby train."













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