Toby falls off a building and breaks his arm, thanks to A, so after a very fucking uncomfortable visit from Sister Dear, Spencer decides that she needs to make their breakup permanent. Wren is only too happy to play along, as her new fake boyfriend, but it's Emily that has to deliver the news -- and by episode's end, Toby's left Spencer the Truckbaby and run off into the late afternoon. Oh, and if you were worried that Jenna was just rebounding back to her brother after Garrett, I wouldn't: She's once again having creepy public dates with the one and only Noel Kahn.

About whom Mona is still weeping insanely. Maybe he really did break her. But Hanna finally realizes that -- just because her own, her friends', and her great love's life are at stake -- doesn't mean she can't take a moment to dish about Noel Kahn. Especially once she's destroyed Caleb's USB drive by, for some reason, tossing it in the blender -- pissing him off and breaking the appliance, of course, but doing little to impede the investigation.

Which investigation itself, well, you know the drill: Some twists, some turns, some shocks, nothing really matters that much. The reason A is so obsessed with the box comes back up when Caleb's video technology reveals that Garrett, Jenna and Ian were in Alison's bedroom the night she was murdered, going through her shit and talking mad trash about her. So the Liars dive back into the box, finally locating that doll inside which Ali was keeping all her threatening notes and scary evidence, and realize that Alison was being stalked and harassed by A long before her death, which we knew from Halloween. What we didn't know is that Ian taped this little NAT Club meeting in her room precisely because Garrett wanted out.

Aria, as usual, has her own little plotline separate from everybody else, because everybody else has the sense God gave a cantaloupe. Her fake relationship with Holden now in full flower, she's more than happy to keep stalking poor Ezra until the Liars convince her that Holden is gay. Since that's obviously what's going on, but it's this show, that's clearly not what's going on. Maybe he is into black girls, is the consensus. Either way, he's willing to visit the city with her as many times as it takes for Ezra to finally get a restraining order... Until an undergrad convinces Ezra to go after her -- in the rain -- by... Quoting Almost Famous's misquotes at him, of course. In the ridiculous carnival of their stupid relationship, we may finally have reached the big top. Anyway, they're back together, and it was pretty amazing how it went down.

In the end, the Liars' curiosity about Caleb's ongoing decryption of whatever is piqued enough that they're willing to agree to keep his involvement with the investigation secret from Hanna. Meaning that at this point, pretty much everybody is lying to everybody else -- like some big kind of Lying Game or something! -- in order to protect each other, and playing time against like three different countdowns before the next person dies, or the NAT strikes again, or A spins the roulette wheel and comes after somebody new.

Next Week: I'm guessing Hanna goes ballistic, considering the A-Tag just showed her carefully snipping apart pictures of the four main couples and destroying first Ezra, then Toby, and then a third unseen person who is clearly Caleb. It's getting to that point in the season where it's nice to know there is going to be some resolution to some of this stuff, but still moving fast enough that you don't really mind the ride. Especially when it provides Jenna and Mona -- and Noel Kahn, of course -- with something to do.