Caleb: "Remember how Toby said he was going to take A down all by himself, and then stomped around in his weird, cute little way? And you know he was going to be murdered? Same thing here."
Hanna: "All these boys, trying to fix our problems for us and tell us what to do. Interesting. I see that working out real fuckin' well for everybody."
Caleb: "Shut up and let's have sex in this gross alley behind the Applewood Grille."
Hanna: "Done and done."
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Cece: "That was good no-strings-attached sex doing, Eric! You learned to do it all the different ways since last we had our brand of creepy soulless trustfund sex."
Eric: "That's... A fairly accurate assessment."
Spencer: "Cece, where the fuck were you?"
Cece: "Riding the Long Kahn, like everybody should at least once. Why are you sweating everywhere? You look like a teenager at a postgrad swinger party for the dead inside."
Spencer: "I feel like this is an elaborate scheme to 'get' me somehow. Why I think that is, my entire life to date. There's not even a UPenn guy, is there?"
Cece: "After your Jenna showdown -- which by the way was entirely in code and super boring for everybody except you three and the people that watch this show -- he came by for a sec. We talked about how great you are, and I solved everything."
Spencer: "Oh, okay. That checks out. I'm looking forward to matriculating there, then."
Cece: "Two down."
Spencer: "What was that?"
Cece: "Nothing. Let's bounce, if that's what you want."
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