Ezra: "You know that expensive car I sold and didn't tell you about, so you took on an after-school job to pay for my pretentious habits?"
Aria: "I don't really pay attention..."
Ezra: "Well, I stole it. It was kind of Wesley's because I defaulted my inheritance and un-Geralded myself. So now I have to borrow money from Diane to buy it back..."
Aria: "Hey, that reminds me. How much did your mom offer you to dump me?"
Ezra: "...She is always doin' that!"
Aria: "I don't mind, I just want to know what I'm worth."
Ezra: "Good Lord. Anyway, now she's all about how it's sentimental and I have to..."
Aria: "Enough. Back to Aria. Dollar amount. Now. Wait, no. Express it in feathers and pelts, the economy I understand."

PICTURES OF YOU

Emily: "Hey Hanna, why don't you tell me what's really going on?"
Hanna: "Oh, right. Well, we broke into Maya's Website Page and have been looking at all your intimate moments."
Emily: "That's super creepy."
Hanna: "Yeah, I know, but we just couldn't stop. And then I wanted to tell you, but you and Paige are doing so well, I mean, she hasn't tried to kill you in almost a month, and you haven't roofied her or dug up any graves..."
Emily: "You know how the only thing that really freaks me out is being lied to?"
Hanna: "Yeah."
Emily: "And how I only get pissed when you guys keep crucial shit away from me?"
Hanna: "Yeah, but..."
Emily: "-- And how this is my personal shit you're hiding from me?"
Hanna: "Valid. Here's that login info Caleb unnecessarily gave me. Do you want me to investigate this with you?"
Emily: "I was planning on more of an emotional shitstorm I could explore on my own. Very drunk, and very alone. The Canadian way."

RANDOM TED

Ted: "Ashley! It's nice to see you, because internet dating did not work out."
Ashley: "I was just roaming around town in the middle of the day, wondering why my daughter is always bleeding on things."
Ted: "Do you want to go out on a date?"
Ashley: "Coffee, sure. No ice cream, though. I've been told about your ... ways."