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The Pretty Dirty Secrets webisodes starring Cece Drake, Noel Kahn, Lucas, Jason and Garrett, the girl they call Shana and gosh knows who else. I'm kind of excited about these, if I'm being honest. They take place in a Halloween store, which is already the most desperate place in the universe besides like Comedy Driving School, and Shana works there! The weirdest job! All the social cachet of being a carny, but ou only work for six weeks out of the year! What are their ways?

JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps Gossip Girl, The Good Wife and Homeland for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, on Twitter, and on Facebook. IRL work appears in BenBella's SmartPop series of anthologies, his novel The Urges, and novelette "The Commonplace Book" will appear on Tor.com in October 2012.

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