Pretty Little Liars
Pretty Little Liars

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 357 USERS: B+
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One Thing About Boys

MONTAGE

Spencer and Toby have sex -- there is one very gorgeous angle where the sun comes in so bright you can barely see them -- and the song pointedly goes:

Nothing goes as planned / Everything will break
People say goodbye / In their own special way
All that you rely on / And all that can you fake
Will leave you in the morning / But find you in the day

Hmm. Elsewhere, Cousin Nate covers up Emily with a blanket in the creepazoid motel where nobody will ever find them and leaves to go kidnap more people. Hanna grabs Maya's hideous purse out of her giant closet. Spencer and Toby keep doing it.

Everything will change / Nothing stays the same
Nobody is perfect / But Toby killed your friend

Caleb grabs that gun, obviously. Maggie and Ezra chow on that Bundt cake because they're old and it doesn't matter, and Aria watches from the kitchen wondering how she ended up with these people in her life. Toby and Spencer come downstairs. She's wearing his t-shirt and looks absolutely lovely, and Toby puts a leather jacket on over his best qualities.

Spencer: "Did you get that random job in Bucks County just to get away from me?"
Toby: "No, but you asking me a shitty question like that makes me wish I did. In fact, there is no job in Bucks County and I am on the A-Team. How can you tell? Three little words."
Spencer: "I love you too! For reasons I refuse to explain!"
Toby: "Yep, I'm a murderer."

They embrace one last time, striking chin to striking chin, and over her shoulder his face makes a look of crazy robot murder that is usually reserved for Spencer's face. Good luck finding a boyfriend as wonderful as Teen Contractor Toby Cavanaugh, Spencer Hastings. You just go ahead and try.

LAIR

Mona stands in A's Lair, complete with all the usual things and including a new scary clown mask I don't remember -- maybe it's layering in for October? -- and she tells A there's been a change in plans. I have no idea what she means, but maybe it will make sense later or it already makes sense.

ALI'S GRAVE

Caleb: "[Egregious technobabble nonsense about him 'picking up the feed' from a 'voice-activated' 'app.']"
Liars: "So basically you're just going to leave your phone on, and we're going to leave our phone on?"
Caleb: "Yeah."
Liars: "I mean, is there more to it?"
Caleb: "Not really."

Pretty Little Liars

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