LATER

Mona: "Before we discuss anything of note, can I obsess on Hanna like usual?"
Emily: "She's fine. I mean, everybody thinks she sent that picture her phone sent..."
Mona: "Occam's Razor, right? People are toads."
Emily: "Listen, I know you overheard Tamborelli jackhammering me..."
Mona: "He is Toad of Toad Hall!"
Emily: "Yeah, but I also am kind of a bully, insofar as I let Alison terrorize you."
Mona: "Oh, honey. That was like two personalities ago."

<3. That is all.

Emily: "Anyway. I'm sorry I let her treat you so badly."
Mona: "Thanks! Now, how are we going to get you back on the swim team?"
Emily: "Did I miss the part where we started scheming?"
Mona: "If you were a guy, you'd already be back on the Sharks. Do you have any idea how much slack he cuts for the football team? 'Offensive Line' doesn't begin to describe what they get away with. I used to work in the VP's office during home room, I know a lot. You should too."

RM. 206

Veronica: "Okay, the next step is to write some anonymous bitchy glow-in-the-dark things on the walls and then turn off the lights and read them to each other. It's possibly I am not understanding how this exercise is supposed to be done."
Jenna: "Not if I can help it! I am going to make this about me!"
Veronica: "Jenna, we're here to break barriers, forge new connections, and own up to bad behavior. Jason can help you write down your bitchy things, I know you guys were in that secret club together, and if not, I'm sure there's somebody you trust..."
Jenna: "-- There is not!"
Veronica: "Keep in mind that this is about forging new connections and owning up to bad behavior, but also about breaking down barriers. The possibilities..."
Everybody: "Oh boy..."

Jenna: "To what? Forgive everybody who has mistreated me? Gah! I am not one for group hugs, Mrs. Hastings. I do not need an ultraviolet flashlight to see the secrets, the phonies, the liars. They are everywhere."
Veronica: "Besides being blinded that one time, what on earth has ever happened to you?"
Jenna: "I have a huge list! Of malfeasances!"
Nobody: Can remember a single time anybody did anything to Jenna except for that one time she got blinded. Or a time that Jenna Thing acted this creepy.