Jenna: "I was in the Ladies' and I was cornered! And smacked!"
(Caleb: "Is she talking about Hanna?")
Jenna: "And this bitch goes, 'By the way, this is Hanna. In case you were confused.' Because I'm blind!"
(Aria: "Yeah, I think so.")
Caleb: "No no no. Bitch, if you'd reported that, you'd have to admit that you threw the first punch. A punch named Cyberwolf."
Aria: "Caleb please don't she's gonna kill us she's the worst"
Caleb: "I mean, we're supposed to tell the whole truth today, right? Not just the part we want to remember? By the way, this is Caleb speaking. In case you were confused."
Jenna: "Yeah, it was just like that. And she motherfucking paid for it. Feel me?"
Spencer: "Hey Jason! Weird that you're running this with my mom. And hey, what's the deal with you and my Dad, and like, why did he rewrite that will to protect you, and like, why is he always bending over backwards for you specifically, and like, why does he get so weird about you all the time, and like, what is the mysterious relationship between our families that randomly comes up whenever you're in town, and like, how does it factor in with the NAT Club and my friend's disappearance and the ghost ninja?"
Jason: "Ask your dad."
Spencer: "Fuckin'... Yeah, I'll do that. Thanks for nothing."
Emily: "Caleb went after Jenna?"
Aria: "I know, I almost shit."
Emily: "What did she do? Is he okay?"
Aria: "Nothing yet. She's always doing that. Nothing. No matter how scared we are of her. Just lurking with that stick of hers and occasionally spying on us through stuffed animals."
Emily: "Ohh, Hanna is gonna freak the fuck out. Caleb just keeps getting deeper and deeper. Hey, did anybody call from that number?"
Aria: "...What number?"
(Let's discuss it! Aria finally remembers what they're talking about.)
Aria: "You call this time."
Emily: "I've still got glass in my hair!"
Aria: "But I don't know what a Vivian Darkbloom sounds like."
Emily: "She sounds like Alison! Because she was Alison! Just in a wig!"