Aria: "Uh, hellooo! This is Gretchen van Hoosler speaking, I am a bosom friend of Miss Vivian Darkbloom? I fear she may not have received my post of Thursday last, concerning a tea party at which..."
Girl: "Yeah, we got that dumb voicemail and we don't know a Vivian at this number and just to undermine everything I just said, I'm going to aggressively suggest you never call this number again unless you want to be murdered."
Emily: "...That's what you remember Alison talking like?"
Mona Vanderwaal, Woman Of Many Voices: "Will Emily Fields please report immediately to the Vice Principal's office?"
Holden: "It's so weird to be here at night! I call food 'grub' sometimes."
Aria: "I can't eat nighttime-lunch with you on account of you are full of lies."
Holden: "That is true, I am chock full of lies and drugs. Hey, are we still going out on our usual Saturday date? I'm really 'hurting' for a 'fix,' if you know what I mean. Of drugs."
Aria: "You gotta give a sister something, dude. This is getting weird."
Holden: "Relax, sweetcheeks. It's all good."
Aria: "No, like, think about a month from now when you OD and they're like, 'Did you notice any suspicious bruises, or like, huge gallon-sized freezer bags full of pills?' and what, I'm gonna be all, 'Yeah, but I sorta had my own shit going on.'"
Holden: "But then who will be your beard?"
Aria: "I'll figure it out."
The Music: Abruptly starts acting like they actually were dating and they actually just broke up. It's weird.
Oh no, that's why the music, got it. It just started early, on a weird cut from Aria making Intervention faces about ol' Scraggle, so it seemed like it was bridging the scenes. Sorry.
Caleb: "Whine to me."
Caleb: "I'm going to hack-trace your phone and protocol your Internets, okay?"
Hanna: "Okay, this one time you can hack a phone."
Caleb: "Relax, it's just the ragged creepy plastic sheeting everywhere."
Hanna: "Caleb, trust me when I say we are not alone. There is always at least one ninja listening to every conversation I have."
Caleb: "No, I... Did I ever mention I was homeless for a while?"
Hanna: "Once or twice."
Caleb: "Well, I used to relax out here when I needed to get away from pretty much already being away from it all. I'd come up here on a moonlit night with some snacks and my sad feelings. And then I would turn into a wolf. And nobody ever came up here, it was always just the plastic sheeting."
Hanna: "Well, just hold me until you are proven wrong, and we're both killed."