Hanna: "You know, maybe it's time I really took a picture of you, Kate. Aria, can I borrow your phone?"
(The girls all come out of stalls holding their cameras. AMBUSH!)
Aria: "Yeah, in a minute. I'm using it though. To record this conversation."
See, how much better would that have been if she left off the last clause? Always with the extra bit. Always that extra feather, danglin' from your business. (To what end?) Anyway, they rehash it and do that delightful scriptwriter trick -- "it's genius!" -- where they explain why the plan was genius -- because she gets sympathy, takes a chunk out of Hanna and gets a free-slutty card where all the guys got to see her assets -- in case you weren't there when this was obvious. But it was a nice surprise, so that's fine too.
Hanna: "Caleb still hates her, which reminds me, you have to go find Caleb and tell him to stop cracking or hacking my phone, because he assumes Jenna is behind everything all the time."
Aria: "To what end? And why me? I've still got glass in my hair."
Hanna: "Because you're in the same group, dude. Just go. Find him. If Jenna finds out that he's hacking into my phone, maybe this will cause strife in some way. Meanwhile I have to go show my mom that I am good and Kate is a bitch."
SPOOKY ROOM 206
Is empty except for Noel Kahn By Moonlight and Jenna Thing, undulating like serpents with grudges and sexy scary agendas, and the glow-in-the-dark secrets:
I'm still a virgin
My parents are illiterate
I HATE MY LIFE
I've Never Been Kissed.
Im AFRAID of my dad
I KNOW WHO KILLED ALISON DiLAURENTIS
Maybe we're the ones seeing them, not Aria, but either way she doesn't seem to care much about them. Not even the last one. Too bad about the illiterate parents. Too bad about all of it, really. Being a teenager is mostly bad. But not all bad! If I were doing a Challenge Day at that age, I guess mine would probably have said something like "LITERALLY ALL I THINK ABOUT IS DOING IT WITH DAWSON LEERY - ALL DAY - EVERY DAY - IT IS EXHAUSTING" with exhausting underlined like six times. I've never been one to keep secrets so there weren't really that many I could have picked from, even back then. Probably that wasn't even a secret, actually.