EVERYBODY FEELS WEIRD SOMETIMES

Spencer: Feeling super weird.
Emily: Wakes up from her weird vibes.

Emily: "...OMG, I got like six missed calls from that number."
Aria: "What number?"
Emily: "Are you fucking serious? The number from the... Never mind. Liars, Assemble!"
Liars: Assemble. Aria dials it back again.

Aria: "Hellooo? This is Madame Brandina Alexanderplatz speaking. May I ask who..."
Duncan: "I am the latest hottie of this show. Let's meet and talk about Vivian Darkbloom. I promise not to murder you."
Aria: "Sounds good, let's meet up."

A-TAG/NEXT WEEK

You'd think a formerly homeless werewolf/computer hacker would sleep with his laptop inside his sleeping bag or something, right? Like those hobo reflexes would be somewhat retained? But no. So now A has his computer, maybe the only thing he actually owns, and A is determined to use it against him. Who knows, I suppose, how this fits into the love triangle on that show we never get to see, but if it means more Jenna and/or Noel Kahn, then bring it.

JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps Gossip Girl, The Good Wife, Pretty Little Liars and True Blood for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, on Twitter, and on Facebook. IRL work appears in BenBella's SmartPop series of anthologies, most recently A Friday Night Lights Companion and Fringe Science.