Pretty Little Liars
The Naked Truth

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 3 USERS: A+
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Challenged A

The girls come out of Tamborelli's office -- and can I just say he is doing a shitload of administrative things, for it being the middle of the night -- and Hanna is happy and vindicated but not vindictive, whereas Kate is still making that face. Maybe it's just her face.

HASTINGS ISSUES

Spencer goes ballistic on Veronica, of course.

Spencer: "Why am I the last to know?"
Veronica: "You're not. Melissa doesn't know either."
Spencer: "Say what? Also, how can you be okay with this? And how can you go on living next door to them for all of these years?"
Veronica: "I just found out fairly recently, and by then there wasn't much of a point."
Spencer: "Why was I not involved in this conversation about what's best for our family?"
Veronica: "Honey, first of all you're a kid. But to be honest, most of the things our family does don't concern you. We actually all live in an entirely different house several miles away, quite happily. Melissa's there, and the Devil Baby, and your Dad and I. It's great. You'd love it."
Spencer: "No! I! Wouldn't!"

EVERYBODY FEELS WEIRD SOMETIMES

Spencer: Feeling super weird.
Emily: Wakes up from her weird vibes.

Emily: "...OMG, I got like six missed calls from that number."
Aria: "What number?"
Emily: "Are you fucking serious? The number from the... Never mind. Liars, Assemble!"
Liars: Assemble. Aria dials it back again.

Aria: "Hellooo? This is Madame Brandina Alexanderplatz speaking. May I ask who..."
Duncan: "I am the latest hottie of this show. Let's meet and talk about Vivian Darkbloom. I promise not to murder you."
Aria: "Sounds good, let's meet up."

A-TAG/NEXT WEEK

You'd think a formerly homeless werewolf/computer hacker would sleep with his laptop inside his sleeping bag or something, right? Like those hobo reflexes would be somewhat retained? But no. So now A has his computer, maybe the only thing he actually owns, and A is determined to use it against him. Who knows, I suppose, how this fits into the love triangle on that show we never get to see, but if it means more Jenna and/or Noel Kahn, then bring it.

JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps Gossip Girl, The Good Wife, Pretty Little Liars and True Blood for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, on Twitter, and on Facebook. IRL work appears in BenBella's SmartPop series of anthologies, most recently A Friday Night Lights Companion and Fringe Science.

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