Jason: "Mrs. Veronica Hastings! Nice to see you."
Veronica: "Yeah, nice 'n' creepy. Please don't ask me about my husband."
Jason: "Is your husband here?"
Veronica: "No, he is away on... He's visiting some... He is in space."
Jason: "In space, you say."
Veronica: "Yep. Flew into space. Space shuttle."
Aria: "Oh, boy."
Caleb: "You know that guy? He's gotta be like twenty-five."
Aria: "Yeah. He's my dead friend's brother. We kind of dated. Well, not 'dated' so much as I used him to make my elderly pedophile gentleman a more ardent lover."
Caleb: "And you're the normal one."
Aria: "He brought me pictures of the inside of my nostrils where it looked like I was dead. He had them framed."
Caleb: "And now he's here to help us break barriers, forge new connections and own up to bad behavior."
Aria: "Just don't antagonize Jenna Thing, or Jason DiLaurentis. They are unknowns."
Caleb: "I will be damned if I don't bitch Jenna out today."
Aria: "It is your funeral. And mine. Everybody we know, basically. But you go right ahead."
Have I mentioned how obsessed I am with Challenge Day? Oh my God. On TV it works so well. I like to imagine that Tina Fey invented it. I don't know how it works out in real life, but on MTV it was always like, "Oh man, you're poor? I'm secretly gay!" And vice versa. And then the slut of the whole school would make everybody cry, and then the quarterback is all, "I cannot read!" and the big gay kid is like, "I am a pretty nice person!" and everybody just hugs and hugs and hugs, and it's like that forever, and nothing is ever the same at that school. Ever again.
Ashley: "Take a step forward if ... you'd rather not be here."
Mona: "How about we skip this step and just jump out the window?"
Ashley: "Miss Vanderwaal, you are welcome to try."
Ashley: "Take a step if ... you feel you've ever been mistreated by a student of a faculty member of this school."
Emily: GIANT EMILY STEPS
Ashley: "One step at a time, as they say in my daughter's future."
Ashley: "Take a step if ... you've ever felt the school was an unsafe or unwelcoming environment."
Everybody on this entire show: GIANT EMILY STEPS
Ashley: "Right, because we live in Rosewood PA, the Bad-Touch Capital of the Eastern Seaboard."