Hanna: "Thank God you're here. Let's bounce."
Ashley: "Not without some small talk first. Also, we're not leaving actually. You know how this rummage sale has been going on forever? Guess what. Ted's my date to the How Are We Still Having This Rummage Sale Dance."
Hanna: "That goober? He says howdy. He wears roadkill as fashion. Not something everybody can pull off."
Ashley: "Yeah, tell that to Aria. Listen, this is happening. It's going to be fun."
Hanna: "No. Nope. Shut it down."
Ashley: "I'm open for business, and the dude is hot. Listen, we could drive up together..."
Hanna: "I can't do that. Because... Because, um... See, I already have a date."
Ashley: "Anybody I've met?"
Hanna: "Nope. Somebody I haven't actually met. Toby Cavanaugh."
Ashley: "Jesus, girl. Caleb really threw you, huh?"
Hanna: "No! This totally makes sense, I swear. Sometimes kids today ... go to dances with their, um, friend's random boyfriend? It's because of ... the Internet?"
Spencer: "What the fuck, Hanna. That doesn't even make sense."
Hanna: "I know! I panicked! I was just saying words!"
Spencer: "We can't have Toby at an A mission. He'll get run over by a car or something."
Hanna: "I get you? Because of how I broke up with Caleb for that exact reason?"
Spencer: "So then why would you put him in the exact same..."
Hanna: "Spencer! I've been really on point lately, just cut me a break on this one."
Spencer: "Whatever. Meanwhile I've been at the Rosewood Library, where there's a microfiche."
Hanna: "Bullshit, no there isn't. Come on."
Spencer: "Yeah, it's right next to that '40s diner where all the people wear fedoras. Anyway, I came up with this insane folder of police academy rosters, on the extremely unlikely chance that Garrett trained with a stripper named April Rose."
Hanna: "Hey, are you maybe losing it?"
Spencer: "Yeah, girl. When things got really bad I used to fantasize about what my life would be like if I had never met Ali. My biggest concern right now would be where I wanted to go to college."
Hanna: "I've had that fantasy too."
Spencer: "Every time I go down that road, I have to remind myself that if I hadn't met her, then I wouldn't be friends with you. Therefore, you can borrow my boyfriend."