Ezra: "Right this minute?"
Aria: "Yeah! Until I can't even see this building behind me!"
I'm so sure. That bitch drops red flags like rice at a wedding: "Oh, I just make out with children in bars. Oh, let's put these paper bags on our heads. Oh, let me tutor your lesbian friend." Like this mysterious money is going to do it and Aria's going to realize he's the sketchmaster of all time. Aria, pull it together and just ask him! Like it's even going to be interesting. "I've been posing for a gay furry porn site under the username BabySquirrel420. Quite lucrative."
Hanna: "So wait, you just asked Jason about this clue? How brazen!"
Spencer: "It's totally a dead end, but let's talk about it forever and ever anyway."
Hanna: "Hey, apropos of nothing we were just talking about, do you think Maya found NAT Club tapes in all of Ali's stuff? That Ali put prepackaged into garbage bags and even circled random code letters on the newspapers?"
Spencer: "Shit, I totally forgot that part. This show is bonkers. But to answer your question, maybe. Maybe Garrett wants A to destroy them."
Hanna: "But why would A do what Garrett wants?"
Spencer: "Or maybe Garrett killed Alison and Maya because it's what A wants."
Hanna: "Or maybe nothing. Or maybe everything. I'm just excited about this clue of a random phrase! And our secret meeting with death tonight in a crowded church! And that jacket, oh man that jacket."
Aria: "Hey, sorry I'm late. My boyfriend's a serial killer with serious bank, so... But you guys are important too."
Hanna: "PS I'm not sharing cheese fries with you. My cheese fries are mine, they belong to me."
Spencer: "Sidebar? When you say things like that, it makes me feel like Melissa feelings, okay, and that makes me want to fuck your cheese fries."
Hanna: "So, slight change of plans. You know that abandoned church I invited A to, that time I tried to kill that old lady? Well, it's not so abandoned tonight. The neverending rummage sale is having its annual Are We Still Having This Rummage Sale Dance."
Spencer: "You like this ointment, Hanna's cheese fries? I'm real sore after all that field hockey..."
Hanna: "Spencer, just get your own cheese fries. It's not that complicated."
Hanna: "Here's the new plan. Emily and I are going to hide behind the organ..."