Pretty Little Liars
Pretty Little Liars

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Angel Cohn: A | 1087 USERS: C+
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So Dance, Dance, Like It's the Last, Last, Night of Your Life, Life

Chin Dimple the Second shows up to see Spencer painting away at set pieces (?) for homecoming. He wants to know what color suit he should buy so he doesn't clash with her. She offers to match something he already owns, but that's not really an option. See, because he's poor. And poor people can't afford luxuries like suits. She wonders if he really wants to spend the money. He says he does. He also tries to give her cash for the tickets, but she says it's her treat. She knows how hard he works and doesn't want him to waste his money on a stupid dance. He grabs her, tells her he wants to, and shoves the ticket money in her back pocket. She lets him know she'll be sporting a silver strapless dress, and he takes off excited to see her in it. She looks pretty well smitten too. Guessing she forgot all about Wren?

Hanna spots Maya with a guitar (or that sort of shaped instrument) strapped to her back and says she didn't know that Maya was in band. She is. But jazz... not the marching kind. Then Maya informs Hanna that she has her vote. Even though she's not going? Does she have to do absentee too? Hanna tells Maya she'll see her at the homecoming dance and when Maya says she's not going, Hanna tells her that Emily wanted her to come.

In the atrium, Jenna sits on a stone bench. Toby walks over, and Jenna wants to know why he was talking to Emily. She tells him that he's being stupid and when she finds out the truth about him, she'll go running. He wants to know who would tell Emily. No answer. Jenna just sticks out her hand to grab on to her brother's shoulder so she can walk away from school.

At the medical office building, Jenna's in her scrubs (with little kittens on them) and goes over to the shrink's room where some painters are yelling at one another. I thought she had the day off? Did she change her mind? Is this a different day? Ugh, this show and its ambiguous timelines really drives me berserk sometimes. While the painter is turned away, she presses the door lock, so it would stay unlocked.

She waited, but had to leave, so she tells Aria that she rigged the door, so they'll be all set to go in later that weekend. Hanna is raiding Aria's jewelry box trying to find the right earrings to wear to the dance, and complaining that they are all too hippy, but Aria's not really interested in playing dress up. She's sitting in tan knee socks and a tank top sulking in a chair. Hanna says that when her parent's were fighting, she hid in her room and listened to Jay-Z. She says that she needs to get out of the house, and some boy named Chris has a huge crush on Aria, so that should be incentive enough to put on some clean clothing. She says she thought Chris was bringing a girl named Lisa, but Hanna heard through the grapevine (in this case Sean) that he'd rather date Aria. Poor Lisa. Seriously. That sucks for her. But Aria's not into Chris, and when Hanna asks who her friend is into, Aria demurs. Hanna says she knew that Aria was seeing someone, and presumes that it is someone she met in Iceland. Hanna insists that Iceland is a long way to go for a booty call, so she should consider someone closer to home. She starts ransacking Aria's closet for a homecoming dance appropriate dress. She gives Aria two options and they are both horrid.

Pretty Little Liars

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