Oh, and Spencer finds the Burlap Babyface before this happens, so obviously Garrett is dead. But will he be On This Show Dead, where maybe he will just show up and we'll pretend like none of this ever happened, or will he be for-real, Ian Thomas, rotting-on-the-church floor dead? (Spoiler alert, the latter. He was lookin' too cute this week for the former.)
Anyway, Queen Doll eventually gets to Spencer and beats the shit out of her, and then Paige shows up and takes care of business. Which is important, you know, because Paige is like the only person Spencer has ever even half-ass apologized to, so she really needs to earn some points to hold over her head. Spencer is a fickle friend, but is even more a fickle enemy. Garrett was all, "You are the only person I harbor affection for in this world, no matter how horrible you have been to me," and Spencer was still like, "I should smack that kind, protective smile right off your beautiful face. How dare you."
They find one of Queen Doll's fake nails in Spence's hair and go, "Queen Doll is a man? Good thing we don't have time to think about anything that is happening in this entire episode" so this, too, goes by practically without comment. As much as this show is always like that, this episode is entirely like that. One giant flowerpot hurled at the French doors of your mind.
Aria gets the duct tape off her mouth at this point, using what seems to be mental powers, and discovers she's locked in there with Garrett. So at some point while she was awake, and already horizontal, the A-Team managed to murder Garrett and put him in there with her, without Aria noticing. Which is just so Aria. Probably still stewing about how Fitz never saw her in her dumb costume.
PRETTY LITTLE DEBRIEF
Hanna: "So, Caleb knows everything. And Toby knows everything..."
Spencer: "And now Paige knows everything. Everybody except Ezra, basically. I wonder if that matters at all. Oh, and also since A dressed up like Caleb..."
Hanna: "Our whole trick of us not dating was no trick at all? Yeah. I'm guessing his mom's going to die soon. Oh well."
Liars: "[Logistics, in an unending flood, all about you go here and I'll go there and you head north and I'll go north by northwest and whatever, yadda yadda.].
Spencer: "Oh, and Paige? Thanks for beating up that Doll Man."
Paige: "Of all the normal things I could say in response, I'm instead going to say It was a pleasure. I'm kind of awkward, you see. In addition to being murderously intense at all time."
Spencer: "I do, I do see that now. Those things make us sisters."