Gets her hands free. This takes approximately forever. Somewhere, I guess I would know where if I were paying attention during the conversation above, Jenna and Paige run into each other. Jenna does her usual weird sex thing that she vibes at girls every Halloween. After this turns to bitchiness in a second, she sees an old-timey camera (shades of Fitz) and makes a thinky, sexy, scary face. No idea.
Jenna: "Paige, did you lose your little girlfriend? Maybe you drowned her or roofied her."
Paige: "I don't have to get my kicks that way anymore, bitch. Have you seen Aria?"
Jenna: "Well, the engineer is about seventy-six years old, so she's probably blowing him."
Paige: "That was a good burn."
There are voices of A-Teamers now, moving the Aria coffin around. I am sure we'll find out who they are, and I'm sure it'll make sense, but for this show I'm not... It's not the kind of show where you bust out the voice analysis software to find out what the people in the forest are whispering or whatever. I'm willing to go on the journey with the least amount of effort. Seems like you're going to get to the same place either way.
Boy: "...Lied to me. Can't do this..."
That seems like the kind of thing Lucas is eternally saying, but his only real stuff this episode -- besides being a reluctant or possibly former A-Teamer -- has to do with Jason, which has me thinking it's a money thing since that's all Jason or Lucas has really talked about in the last year. I just can't imagine very many people being onboard with the idea of "Let's kill Garrett and put his body in a crate with Aria, very much alive, and then do further shenanigans." Like who would sign off on that?
So they're gearing up to shove the crate off the train entirely, resulting in a box of dead boy and injured or dead Aria being found by hobos, which should rouse little to no suspicion, but then Aria locates a giant knitting needle (?) in the box with her, and stabs the boy member of the A-Team through the hand. They bounce without offloading the cargo, just as Hanna's bashing through the doors to get the Liars in there to save Aria. She is, needless to say, a total basketcase at this point. I mean, who knew this was the kind of show where stuff like this could happen to you? Everybody but you, baby.