Ezra: "Your daughter is a remarkable, nubile young woman who surely didn't kill several people and then have to do community service."
Byron: "Hey, do you want to come over for dinner? That's always an unmitigated disaster when we do that."
Ezra: "So I guess your wife didn't tell you her theory about me fucking Spencer and telling me to leave town? Cool, I'm sure this will go great. Dinner sounds wonderful."
Like seriously, why would he agree to that. But he does gulp, so I guess he's trying to balance out the issues.
CONFESSIONS OF A TRUCKBABY
Spencer: "Toby, are you lurking around somewhere?"
Toby: "I am always lurking around somewhere."
Spencer: "What's with that rocking chair in the back of the pickup truck I bought you?"
Toby: "I made it for you, for your birthday. Also, why are you guys being such bitches to Emily? And can I be your boyfriend again?"
Spencer: "I can't talk to you about any of those things. Go fuck your sister and stop stalking me."
Toby: "I am absolutely destroyed by that. Or else this is just my face."
GREENHOUSE @ 10PM
Emily goes to that awesome greenhouse, where it turns out the Liars were all pretending to hate her and this is a brilliant plan to make the Weakest Link seem like the Weakest Link. Not only is that awesome -- and well played, show -- but the huge loving grins on everybody's face when they meet up is very satisfying, emotionally. Whew.
Essentially, Dr. Sullivan's pretend murder and very real disappearance -- which the girls seem to have written off, like, "Guess she died, how sad" -- has convinced them that trusting anybody is a bad idea, because A will kill them. Something she's been telling them for a season and a half, they have now deduced. And the ones that don't get disappeared turn out to be creeps that bone blind girls. So they are all on their own, with the stakes even higher to protect their parents and boyfriends. Except Hanna, apparently, who has more parents and more boyfriends than anybody else on the show, but on the other hand they are all even sketchier than the Liars themselves.