Pretty Little Liars
Through Many Dangers, Toils & Snares

Episode Report Card
Jacob Clifton: A+ | 1 USERS: A+
Emily's Reasons Why Not

Hanna: "Was it Garrett or Jenna?"
Liars: "...How could it be Jenna?"
Hanna: "Well, was it a boy or a girl? Any sense of boobs?"
Liars: "Hanna!"
Hanna: "For once that was not just me saying 'boobs' to make myself laugh. It's a legit question."

Spencer runs around for awhile ramming her head into shit and picking up woodland creatures and squeezing them to death and kicking ancient redwoods until they split in half... And then the other Liars, who have not lost their goddamn minds, find a strange cell phone on the ground near the spot where Hanna bumped the villain. Whose?


A: "Argh!"

She beats up a car, screaming in a guttural fashion. Or else it is a boy. I did not get a sense of boobs.


Remembering their solemn vow not to involve anybody in their problems, the girls involve Caleb in their problems. Also, maybe there are multiple A's, and I think a party. Somebody hide the lasagna!

JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps Gossip Girl, The Good Wife, Pretty Little Liars and True Blood for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at, on Twitter, and on Facebook. IRL work appears in BenBella's SmartPop series of anthologies, most recently A Friday Night Lights Companion and Fringe Science.

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