Aria: "Mikey, I'm sorry no therapists will see you after we got Dr. Anne murdered."
Mike: "It's okay, there's an old man who treats me like a human being and not a flesh-eating zombie, so it's good."
Aria: "I always thought of you more as a cute werewolf."
Ezra: "Imagine running into you two here, on this one street of our entire town."
Aria: "Hey, let's act super casual about our breakup, so Mike doesn't know you ever molested me over a long period of time."
Mike: "You do realize you said that out loud?"
Aria: "Ezra, I broke up with you so nothing bad would happen to you. I have 99 problems."
Ezra: "Something bad already happened to me! I lost my sweet underaged poon."
Aria: "I'll bring you that book you are always lending me, in order to torture you further."
Garrett: "I'm standing in the middle of your school and you're not here! Did you get lost again because you are blind?"
Spencer: "Hello, Officer Garrett. Did you misplace your murder weapons here?"
Garrett: "I don't know what you're talking about."
Spencer: "The crow flies at midnight."
Garrett: "No, I mean I'm not being cagey, I just honestly don't know what the hell you're talking about."
Spencer: "Klaatu barada nikto, sir. I mean that from the bottom of my symposium."
Garrett: "Spencer, what the fuck are you doing?"
Spencer: "Just acting generally creepy and saying things that don't make sense."
Garrett: "Okay, I have to go now."
Spencer: "Funny, isn't it? Time, I mean."
Garrett: "I'm starting to get worried for you."
Spencer: "Did you see the sunrise this morning? Punk?"
Spencer, verbatim: "It's interesting, you know, the timing of things. Like the shovel that killed Ali turns up, and all of a sudden you two are holding hands in the town square."
Garrett: "Look, just because two things happen at the same time doesn't mean they're connected."
Spencer: "Well, you know all about things being connected, don't you?"
Garrett: "Oh my God."
Spencer: "You know all about connections. Like you're connected to Jenna and Ian and Jason... Almost like you guys are members of the same club. The NAT one."