Aria: "What are you doing here, Ezra? I can stand around awkwardly in the yard of my dead friend if I want."
Ezra: "This isn't about you kissing Jason, it's about Jason killing everybody all the time. Please come away with me."
Aria: "He had a legit reason for those photos of my sleeping or drugged face."
Ezra: "Then as a personal favor to your boyfriend, stop kissing this dude all the time. Is there any way that talking about taking our relationship public will help?"
Aria: "Nine out of ten times, yes."
Ezra: "Let's do it. Starting with your parents!"
Aria: "That might actually kill them! Let's do it!"

Jason: "Hey, kissing people on my lawn. Can I give you this box of dumb girl crap?"
Aria: "Yeah, thanks for the box and kissing me that time and also for all those framed pictures of me looking dead. You've been a really good fake boyfriend for about a minute."
Jason: "I get it. I understand."
Aria: "There is no way that that is possible, but whatever. Later, friend!"

GARRETT'S STEALTHY CIVILIANMOBILE WITH THE RED RACING STRIPES & THE BLIND GIRL UP FRONT WHO WAS JUST AT SPENCER'S HOUSE LIKE ONE SECOND AGO

Jenna: "She knows about us. They know about us and she's looking at yearbooks. It's only a matter of time before they figure it out, if they haven't already."
Garrett: "Figure what out? What are you even talking about all the time? I am so confused."
Jenna: "Just come back here later tonight and be super vague about a bunch of sinister shit. I'll deal with the rest."

MARIN MELTDOWN

Ashley: "God, I've been looking forward to this glass of wine since my glass of wine at lunch."
Hanna: "Hey, by any chance did Dad call and say anything about me driving his fiancée's daughter to suicide earlier?"
Ashley: "No but I bet he's about to... There's the phone now."
Dad: "Hey, is Hanna there? Kate's here and just really wants to talk about what a great time they had together."
Ashley: "That doesn't make me feel weird at all. Hanna, phone!"

Hanna: "Kate, oh my God. I am so sorry I was such a crank to you earlier. Please let me explain even just the bare minimum of what was going on there."
Kate: "No need, we're family now! What you don't know is that I wasn't always an only child."
Hanna: "But like I am really sorry and I really need to tell you about that."

Kate, verbatim: "You know, training a horse is an art. You have to work with the animal, bending its will, until it knows you're its master. Taking all the fight out of it, until it truly is broken."
Hanna: "That is some very interesting information about horses, but I fail to..."
Kate, verbatim: "That's how you're going to feel when I'm through with you. Welcome to the family, Sis!"