Pretty Little Liars
Touched By An A-ngel

Episode Report Card
Jacob Clifton: A+ | 1 USERS: A+
So Much For My Happy Ending

Jason: "I was wondering how long it'd be before you showed."
Garrett: "In Rosewood, all roads seem to lead back to this house."
Jason: "So what's on your mind?"
Garrett: "I just want to make sure we're still cool, Jason."
Jason: "What does it matter anymore? It's over, right?"
Garrett: "I'm a cop now. Matters more than ever."

(Again, your guess is as good as mine. But it definitely feels like momentum, every week since Jason came back to town, which is good because I just want more and more Jenna, and I want Jenna to be involved in everything. I want also for the show to be about Noel Kahn.)


Anne: "Sorry, I was just calling this one patient of mine over and over because she was having a bad day and I'm the kind of therapist that cares. Is it colder in here, or is it just that you're a ghost ninja? Good thing I'm wearing these brown Tory Burches. [Presumably, although I don't think we ever saw her feet this week, and it's a crapshoot whether that's even a thing or ever was actually a thing.] And what will we do for therapy today? Any stalking or murder of young girls or unlicensed massages or whatever? You can tell me anything."

Next week: The wedding maybe? More scary Kate? Some more elliptical verbiage from the NAT folks, probably. Oh, I remember now: The Liars confess their secrets about A and Alison and the killings to Anne, and a little tick-tock sound starts up in your head counting down to her grisly demise. That's what's next week.

JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps True Blood, Gossip Girl, and Pretty Little Liars for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at, on Twitter, and on Facebook. IRL work appears in BenBella's SmartPop series of anthologies, most recently A Friday Night Lights Companion.

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