Pretty Little Liars
Pretty Little Liars

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Jacob Clifton: A+ | 564 USERS: B-
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What The Water Gave Me

Word, sister!

Spencer: "A wasn't watching Ali in Brookhaven, but vice versa!"
Mona: "What do you mean? Everybody on this show talks so inscrutably."
Spencer: "I just figured out something obvious, which is that Ali was doing the same thing Toby and I did that time."

FITZ INCOMING

Jenna spookily follows Aria, who has been summoned outside, to where Ezra obviously is waiting, wearing a mask so the authorities won't notice him smooching the children.

Ezra: "No matter how hard I try... I can't stay away from you."
Mom: "Yikes."

EN ROUTE TO GREENVIEW

Spencer: "Keep your friends close, Em."
Emily: "That is not how you have a phone conversation! What are you talking about?"
Spencer: "That's what Ali was doing, keeping her enemies even closer."
Emily: "God damn it, Hastings. What are you talking about? Where are you?"
Spencer: "On my way back to the motel. We've still got a couple hours until midnight and I just figured out that A is renting Room #2 as her personal Lair -- that's why Alison got the next one over."
Emily: "I'm just going to let you keep talking until you make some damned sense."
Spencer: "I'm going out there, you guys stay on the A trail at the dance. And don't worry, I'm not alone."

Mona, driving her: "Mwah hah hahah!"

HAROLD SONG

Harold, on Kindness: "It's kind of you to take the time to sit with me."
Harold, on Loneliness: "I find myself talking to these stuffed creatures."
Spencer: "Well, I guess you really only have to worry if they start to talk back to you."
Harold, on Humor: "What's that supposed to mean?"

Mona appears with the key to Room #2, and Spencer abruptly puts down her clearly roofied teacup because she doesn't have time for any monkey business right now.

EZRIA

Ugh.

Instead, I will say that Spencer is wearing a lovely sparkly black thing, Emily has some boob problems going on in her lovely blue gown, Hanna is wearing a white Juliet number with a garland of flowers in her hair, and Aria of course is wearing a geometric Queen of Hearts red/black dress that somebody noted looks a lot like one of the foreign posters for Black Swan, the movie. Hmm.

Pretty Little Liars

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