Hot Andrew: "Spencer, what are you doing here? With that guy whose hotness rivals my own?"
Spencer: "I am here to go absolutely fucking crazy, Andrew. If you'll excuse me..."
Mona: "Oh dear."
Spencer: "I'm just here to get real fuckin' weird, Moondoggie. Ahem, with my date, your mental health caregiver. And his penis."
Mona: "This is some junior varsity shit, Spencer."
Spencer: "The point is that I am teaming up against you with one of the few people you might consider authority figures. And his penis. And I read your casefile. And I'm uploading it to the internet, so."
Mona: "Oh, you poor bitch. You've really lost it. Is this why Toby left you all alone?"
Spencer: "Uh, we both know he wasn't ever with me. But my Liars are, and you need to stop threatening them."
Mona: "That's debatable. I'm guessing they have fled by now, due to the stink of crazy all over your entire self."
Interestingly, touchingly even, this is the thing that sends her over the edge because it is the only thing that can bring her back. But for now, Spencer launches herself into the air like the Vampire Queen or a Japanese video game, screeching monster sounds and tearing at Mona's face and throat.
Everybody: "Holy shit. Nothing on this field trip is going to compare to that. That bitch is just going ham. Crazy, table for two! I hope their shirts get a little ripped."
Dr. Wren: "Okay I'm just gonna... Yeah. Nice seein' you, Moondoggie. Hot Andrew."
Wesley: "Are we seriously still talking about that stain on the carpet?"
Aria: "Look, Wes. I know you're living in your car for no reason. Come stay at my house, for no reason. It's not like I have parents. You can live in Mikey's room because I don't seem to have one of those either."
Wesley: "Aria, I'm fine."
Aria: "Indubitably. But shut up, CeCe's calling me. CeCe, where are you?"
CeCe: "Sitting in my car telling lies about how I got drunk while I was picking up dinner, and my car has been impounded. The fact that this story is less sketchy than what I'm actually doing should give all of us pause. Shut up about that, though, the important thing is, have you kissed Wesley yet."
Aria: "Working on it. I have moved him into my house..."
CeCe Drake: "That's a start. Thank you so much for taking pictures of my teapots and crap in my weird boutique."