At this point, things go bonkers. The secret door slams shut -- scary. And then the boarded-up windows all slam shut -- scary -- one by one -- even scarier. That's amazing. This is so amazing! Why is this happening? How is it possible that they're making Maya so tragic and interesting and intriguing all of a sudden?
The Liars scream at their captor, grabbing weapons, but there's no response, and then the bare lightbulb goes off and Emily makes a weird whooping sound.
Meanwhile, Spencer gets an email from a blocked address -- not a thing -- that just says Stay out of my locker! with a gigantic smiley face and the subject line "Is this what you were looking for?" Everything is moving so fast! She opens the attachment, and it's the cabin's security cam footage from the April 12, the night of Maya's death.
Aria: "So your coffee date with not-Zack sucked, huh? I think you should focus on Zack. Turns out he's pretty great. And totally into you. Which he told me. And I kind of maybe told him you felt the same way."
Ella: "What!? How could you do this!?"
Aria: "I didn't. At least not onscreen. But he was seriously serious. What am I gonna say, Sorry, get in line while my mom dates half of Rosewood?"
Ella: "Good God, Aria. So wait, what did he say?"
Aria: "I just think you need to lock this down instead of flaking around on him. He's neat."
Ella: "I'm gonna need to move at my own pace, sweetheart. I just got divorced, and Jesus, there a lot of things your father and I should've known about each other when we got married."
Ella: "What is it, sweetie?"
Aria: "I forgot to think about myself for like one second, and then it snuck up on me!"
Long story short, the girls scream until they can't scream anymore -- locked in this Jigsaw room that the Kahns apparently have in their summer home -- and eventually whoever it was drives away, but the locked windows are heavy duty, but Emily smashes the glass on one of them, and somehow Hanna cuts her leg open, near the femoral artery, so with one hand Emily tourniquets the leg while with the other bashing open this heavy-duty kidnapper window with her brute lesbian strength, and then carries them and all of Maya's sad kidnapped stuff out into the yard, where A has spray-painted for them I'M SAVING YOU FOR LATER.
Holy moly! That is some serious shit. This show is doing some serious shit. I mean, automatic kidnap room hidden behind the game room we were just in last week? Where captives are kept? And Maya lived in there, maybe, for at least half a season of this show? And came back acting like nothing was wrong, and decorated Emily's room like a fishtank, and acted all dreamy and weird, and made an entire Website Page? That's so fucking fucked! And amazing!