Aria: "Wait, so Noel Kahn and Jenna are in the cabin, and... That means Garrett came back?"
Spencer: "No, this is at 11:15 and he got nicked at midnight in my kitchen. None of them did it!"
So... The ultimate Maya-killer is still at large. Noel Kahn and Jenna were not the final abductors of Emily, although Noel Kahn does have a robot murder house the Liars don't seem to find that interesting, and Garrett is off the hook. Man, I am just tired at this point.
A hangs up a bunch of A hoodies, but is so bored by the news about Garrett's trial that she turns the channel to Wheel Of Fortune. Insanity.
NEXT TWO WEEKS
Last episodes of the summer! Two weeks to go until #thebetrAyal, with Paige all suspicious and even Jenna worried about Emily continuing to spend time around super-sketch Cousin Nate. Possibly more Noel Kahn, possibly more of his robot murder house, definitely more talking about him all the time. I just don't even know what to think. I just merely love it!
JACOB CLIFTON is a freelance writer and critic based in Austin, Texas. He currently recaps Bunheads, Pretty Little Liars and True Blood for TWoP. Jacob can be found online at jacobclifton.com, on Twitter, and on Facebook. IRL work appears in BenBella's SmartPop series of anthologies, and novelette "The Commonplace Book" will appear on Tor.com in October 2012.