Spencer: "Hand 'em over. Wait, is your last name Lamb?"
Eddie: "Yeah, I guess my ancestors were shepherds. Or, less comfortingly, the ancestors of whoever originally had the last name Lamb before my family got it. I'm African-American, so it's weird of me to pretend my name says anything about my ancestors."
Spencer: "What I meant and didn't say was, that's the fake name of my dead boyfriend, which means he used your pass to get in and out of this place while Mona was in here. But we can talk about that later, after we've grown closer and you've gotten used to my habit of bluntly demanding the most incriminating information without prelude."
Ashley: "Of all our sexless Pastor Ted dates, that was the most satisfying. Now, what's this about Spencer?"
Hanna: "They found her in the woods and they're evaluating her mind problems."
Ashley: "That could take a while. I'm gonna cancel my trip to New York to apply for a promotion."
Hanna: "Uh, again, no. If we ended up moving to New York, that would be the best possible thing that could happen to both of us. Don't be short-sighted."
Ashley: "I am looking for reasons to undercut my career for my relationship, Hanna. Don't start talking sense to me now."
Hanna: "You think that running away from your problems won't make them go away. But if there's one thing I've learned from my time as a Liar, it's that we have no idea whether that would work because we have never once tried that."
Emily: "Dr. Sullivan! I just crept up to you to ask why Spencer's in Radley."
Sullivan: "You girls always do that, it's awful. My nerves! Anyway, she says Toby's body was in the woods."
Emily: "That sounds far-fetched. Toby and I were really close. I'm sure if somebody found his body in the woods it would be me, his best friend of all time."
Anne: "Well, going by how crazy she is acting, I wouldn't count her theory out."
Ella: "And here I thought the toughest thing about raising Aria would be how pretentious she is."
Byron: "And I mean, that's pretty tough. But being asked to remedy the malicious firings we caused? That's beyond the pale."
Ella: "As the most reasonable person on this entire show, I'm wondering if we really have a leg to stand on here. I always thought he was a great teacher -- and a great person, beyond that whole pedophilia thing."