Pretty Little Liars
Pretty Little Liars

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Jacob: A+ | 1142 USERS: B-
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Tear Off Your Own Head

THERAPY

Yay, Annabeth Gish! I've loved her since Mystic Pizza, where she was the Melissa Hastings (although her sister was more of a Hanna and less of a Spencer, she still totally Melissa'd her.) There's something serious and trustworthy about her that I've always loved. Anyway, she is the therapist. I wonder if she can do creepy. If she can't, Rosewood shan't be kind to her.

Hanna: "Sorry I'm late, I had to go shopping before therapy. Did you guys already leave me out of therapy?"
Liars & Anne: "Nope. Just awkward staring."
Hanna: "Aw, nuts. Ironically, I am the most resistant to therapy out of the four of us, yet the one most in need of it. I don't know if you've noticed, but even without getting constantly run over and stalked I still have 99 problems."
Liars & Anne: "Oh, we noticed."

LULEB

Caleb: "What a long journey we have taken together, exploring the landscape of America and also our growing bodies. Thanks for paying for the hotel since I only use the barter system and cybercrime to pay for things."
Lucas: "Technically it was a motel."
Caleb: "Technically, it was a dream come true."

Smooooooch.

Lucas: "Please don't go back to dicking Hanna around. Let's make this work."
Caleb: "Things were... So much simpler on the road."
Lucas: "Don't be a stranger, okay?"
Caleb: "Like I ever could quit you."

THERAPY

Anne: "Seems like without Alison you guys wouldn't even be friends."
Liars: "Yeah. Or getting murdered on a constant basis."
Anne: "But you're all still close."
Liars: "Yeah, now we are. For about a year we ignored and hated each other."
Anne: "So what happened? You can trust me."
Liars: "We got back together when they found her body, and the shit hit the fan."
Anne: "Look, I'm not like a regular authority figure, I'm a cool authority figure. Unlike every other adult in Rosewood, you can trust me."

Aria: "Guys, should we tell her about the ninja ghost of you-know-who?"
Phones: Immediately start beeping; presumably A texting those bitches to cram it, ASAP.
Anne: "You're looking at your phones like they're going to murder you. Are your phones haunted?"

Pretty Little Liars

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