Prison Break

Agent Kellerman -- Not Dead!

Killing Your Number - The big baddie from seasons one and two returns as the show's resident deus ex machina, promising happy endings for you, and you, and -- not so fast there, beloved mainstay of the show. Also, the One World Conspiracy is taken out by the United Nations. Really.

It's All Over But the Monologuing

Rate of Exchange - You can tell Prison Break is winding down because the bad guys spend as much time gassing on about their plans as they do waving guns around. Also, Michael rescues Dr. Sara in a very dramatic and highly implausible fashion, even for this show.

It's Like Sophie's Choice, Only with More Beefcake

Cowboys and Indians - After Michael manages to successfully steal Scylla away from Christina, both she and General Von Baldy manage to kidnap and/or wound people he really loves.

Jacob Have I loved, Yet Esau I Have Hated …

S.O.B. - Hey, remember how this show was about a guy who so loved his brother that he went to prison for him so's he could break them both out? Now Christina comes along to blow holes through the middle of that premise.

Medea Was on to Something

Vs - Christina Scofield regrets having children, as they refuse to get shot by snipers and they sabotage her plans to kidnap and kill a scientist who could debunk her plans for eco-domination. On the flip side, Dr. Sara discovers she's going to be a mother.

Mama's Family

The Mother Lode - A mother knows when her boys need a helping hand. Take Ma Scofield. She could let Linc expend valuable energy trying to get to the bottom of this Scylla business and possibly wreck her plans for a hostile takeover of The Company. Or she could tell him to cool it with promises of peace, love, and understanding in a post-General Von Baldy world. And if Linc doesn't listen? Well, she can always put a bullet in him.

Mother, Jugs and Speed

The Sunshine State - The One World Conspiracy attempts to mess with Michael's head by dropping the news that his mom is still alive -- then they decide to lobotomize him if he won't play along. Meanwhile, Lincoln fends off Don Self's clumsy leadership attempts while he tracks down Scylla.

He Sees Dead People

Going Under - Michael's surgery has him communing with the dead -- and the dead tell him to stay tuned for the BS plot contrivance that'll take us into the final third of the season. Meanwhile, Self manages to get Scylla stolen out from under him. OF COURSE.

The Brief Wondrous Life of Cole Pfeiffer

Just Business - T-Bag has a Saul-to-Paul conversion courtesy of Gretchen's sister and a traveling salesman, but quickly gets beaten up for his troubles. Meanwhile, Michael and Lincoln try to outfox Don Self, which proves surprisingly difficult.

Happiness is a warm gun

Deal or No Deal - And a lot of people get very happy this episode, as the assorted machinations of Don Self, the One World Conspiracy and the U.S. government double the season's body count overnight -- yet leave Michael and company strangely untouched.

Spoiler Discussion

Prison Break in the Media

Michael & Sara: All Aboard the Love Train

Spoilers Only!

ACTRESS: Sarah Wayne Callies

Contraband: Prison Break Fanfics

The Yard: The Meet Market

Hard Time: Scheduling & Ratings Issues

CHARACTER: Dr. Sara Tancredi: A good head on her shoulders.

Cast Appearances In Other Cell Blocks, er, Roles