http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/ en Copyright 2012 Mon, 27 Jul 2009 10:35:50 -0500 http://www.sixapart.com/movabletype/ http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification Killing Your Number: deus ex machina, promising happy endings for you, and you, and -- not so fast there, beloved mainstay of the show. Also, the One World Conspiracy is taken out by the United Nations. Really.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/killing-your-number-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/killing-your-number-1.php Thu, 21 May 2009 15:00:37 -0500 Rate of Exchange: You can tell Prison Break is winding down because the bad guys spend as much time gassing on about their plans as they do waving guns around. Also, Michael rescues Dr. Sara in a very dramatic and highly implausible fashion, even for this show. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/rate-of-exchange-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/rate-of-exchange-1.php Thu, 21 May 2009 13:58:26 -0500 Cowboys and Indians: After Michael manages to successfully steal Scylla away from Christina, both she and General Von Baldy manage to kidnap and/or wound people he really loves. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/cowboys-and-indians-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/cowboys-and-indians-1.php Thu, 14 May 2009 10:42:18 -0500 S.O.B.: that premise.]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/sob-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/sob-1.php Thu, 07 May 2009 10:56:42 -0500 Vs: Christina Scofield regrets having children, as they refuse to get shot by snipers and they sabotage her plans to kidnap and kill a scientist who could debunk her plans for eco-domination. On the flip side, Dr. Sara discovers she's going to be a mother. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/vs-2.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/vs-2.php Thu, 30 Apr 2009 09:42:47 -0500 The Mother Lode: A mother knows when her boys need a helping hand. Take Ma Scofield. She could let Linc expend valuable energy trying to get to the bottom of this Scylla business and possibly wreck her plans for a hostile takeover of The Company. Or she could tell him to cool it with promises of peace, love, and understanding in a post-General Von Baldy world. And if Linc doesn't listen? Well, she can always put a bullet in him. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/the-mother-lode-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/the-mother-lode-1.php Thu, 23 Apr 2009 12:33:41 -0500 The Sunshine State: The One World Conspiracy attempts to mess with Michael's head by dropping the news that his mom is still alive -- then they decide to lobotomize him if he won't play along. Meanwhile, Lincoln fends off Don Self's clumsy leadership attempts while he tracks down Scylla. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/the-sunshine-state-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/the-sunshine-state-1.php Mon, 29 Dec 2008 11:15:03 -0500 Going Under: Michael's surgery has him communing with the dead -- and the dead tell him to stay tuned for the BS plot contrivance that'll take us into the final third of the season. Meanwhile, Self manages to get Scylla stolen out from under him. OF COURSE. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/going-under.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/going-under.php Prison Break Mon, 22 Dec 2008 10:00:18 -0500 Just Business: T-Bag has a Saul-to-Paul conversion courtesy of Gretchen's sister and a traveling salesman, but quickly gets beaten up for his troubles. Meanwhile, Michael and Lincoln try to outfox Don Self, which proves surprisingly difficult. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/just-business-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/just-business-1.php Mon, 15 Dec 2008 10:44:28 -0500 Deal or No Deal: And a lot of people get very happy this episode, as the assorted machinations of Don Self, the One World Conspiracy and the U.S. government double the season's body count overnight -- yet leave Michael and company strangely untouched. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/deal-or-no-deal-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/deal-or-no-deal-1.php Mon, 08 Dec 2008 09:32:04 -0500 Selfless: Team Scylla pulls off the impossible and manages to outwit the One World Conspiracy, only to discover that one of their numbers has a quite literal interpretation of the phrase "self-interested." Also, dishy Trisha reaches into her cleavage and pulls out some career skills, but it's an example of too little, too late. Skills, not cleavage. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/selfless-2.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/selfless-2.php Prison Break Mon, 01 Dec 2008 10:28:53 -0500 Quiet Riot: Team Scylla has to pull off the break-into-the-conspiracy HQ caper in total silence. They mostly manage it, too. Meanwhile, T-Bag and Gretchen eliminate a few obstacles on their way to riches. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/quiet-riot-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/quiet-riot-1.php Mon, 24 Nov 2008 09:10:43 -0500 The Legend: and, for his passage/ convenient flashbacks and ret-conning/ Speak loudly for him/ Take up the (miraculously unbloated) body: such a sight as this/ Becomes the field, but here shows that this show has only a nodding acquaintance with plausibility. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/the-legend-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/the-legend-1.php Mon, 17 Nov 2008 10:08:07 -0500 Greatness Achieved: Bellick redeems himself for four seasons of sniveling, conniving, bullying and coarse instincts. Mahone hopes to extract some Old Testament-style revenge on Agent Blots Out the Sun, but finds no way to wash away his pain. And finally, there is not enough water in the world to wash out the horrifying image of Gretchen macking on General Von Baldy. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/greatness-achieved-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/greatness-achieved-1.php Prison Break Mon, 10 Nov 2008 03:12:23 -0500 The Price: ...his word was "How much for Scofield and Burrows"/ yet he paid the price, much to his sorrow. (In other, less poetic news: the One World Conspiracy's on to Team Scylla.) http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/the-price-2.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/the-price-2.php Mon, 27 Oct 2008 09:39:39 -0500 Five the Hard Way: When he's trying to get the data from the fifth cardholder, who may or may not be really into Sucre. Meanwhile, T-Bag attempts to settle a score with Michael, but loses the upper hand. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/five-the-hard-way-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/five-the-hard-way-1.php Mon, 13 Oct 2008 09:52:29 -0500 Blow Out: and Agent Blots Out the Sun. But who'll save T-Bag from corporate America and Gretchen?]]> http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/blow-out-2.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/blow-out-2.php Prison Break Mon, 06 Oct 2008 09:35:51 -0500 Safe and Sound: Team Scylla pulls off another caper -- this time in a Treasury Department safe -- while Mahone tracks down Agent Blots Out the Sun (hint: look for a localized eclipse) and Gretchen does her nails. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/safe-and-sound-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/safe-and-sound-1.php Mon, 29 Sep 2008 09:37:32 -0500 Eagles and Angels: When Linc and Michael infiltrate a policemen's gala to get the second Scylla key, they have to dress up like a couple of stone-cold cops. But cops don't mean squat when Agent Blots Out the Sun is getting closer to their operation. http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/eagles-and-angels-1.php http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show/prison-break/eagles-and-angels-1.php Mon, 22 Sep 2008 09:32:02 -0500