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When we get back, Michael is telling Linc, "Let's think about this a moment." Linc is like, "You go on without me, egghead." Michael reasons, "The keys are left on the seat. The door is accidentally left open --" "It's our only shot," Linc says. Michael turns to look at him and asks, "Have you learned nothing from your time as a One World Conspiracy pawn?" Oh, not really. Using small words, he explains to Lincoln that there is an extremely strong possibility that this might be a set-up.

Kellerman and his guns are checking in with Mahone. The FBI agent's like, "I am not kidding when I tell you these guys aren't moving." Kellerman tells him, "They haven't moved in five minutes, release the semi, tell them it's fixed." "And do what?" Mahone asks. Kellerman, who is sitting on a fence with a big freakin' gun slung over his shoulder, looking like the unholy offspring of J. Crew and Guns And Ammo, locks and loads the weapon as he blithely replies, "You want the rabbit to hop, you move the carrot out."

Back in Kansas, T-Bag checks the pocket watch he also liberated from Corporal Bigot, then strolls over to the post office to pick up Denise. She is delighted to see him: "You showed!" "A gentleman always does!" he replies. Before they can go out to dinner, however, T-Bag asks "one teensy, tiny thing," namely, to look up a forwarding address. As she prints it out, Denise frets, "I really shouldn't be doing this." T-Bag reminds her, "We really shouldn't have been doing any of things we were doing this afternoon, but neither of us have been smited down yet." No, but I need someone to smite me, because my natural curiosity led me to wonder, "Exactly what sort of novel activities were they getting up to?" and the resulting mental pictures... oh, please, something smite me now. Anyway, now that T-Bag has Susan's forwarding address, it's time to break up with Denise.

Fortunately, she provides him the perfect excuse by getting clingy. After asking about his hand -- he shoves it into his shirt so it's no longer visible, Denise gets up and says, "I want to get to know you. I want to know everything about you. And if this is a part of who you are, then I want to know how --" How it is that you grabbed some afternoon delight with a guy on the most wanted poster behind you? Yep -- Denise has just noticed that the guy she knows as "Sam" is, in fact, Theodore Bagwell. T-Bag notices her sudden change in expression, and when she says, "Oh, dear God," it's like he's flashing back to Susan all over again. He turns to see the poster of himself. When T-Bag looks back at Susan, his expression is oddly resigned but he's resolute as he says, "I really wish you hadn't seen that."